Why do men become smarter during sex?
: Because they are plugged into a genius.
: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They won't stop for directions.
: Why did God put men on earth?
: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
: Why don't women have men's brains?
: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
Why do men masturbate?
: It's sex with someone they love.
Yeah yeah TAZZY is putting it down let's go
: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
: Why did God make men before women?
: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
: What men know about women.
: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything.
: How does a man take a bubble bath?
: He eats beans for dinner.
: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
: A half hour of begging.
: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
: He's breathing
: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
: Government bonds mature.
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the head up.
: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
: We don't know. It's never happened.
: How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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