EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SUB-ZERO!
VERSUS!
THE LICH KING!
BEGIN!
"Ice to meet you, Lich King, now feel my frostbite,
I’m the ninja from the NetherRealm who’s ready to fight!
Your Kingdom"s a joke, it’s time to dethrone,
I’ll shatter your undead empire with a single ice clone.
You bring a frosty touch? That’s cute, kid, but see,
I’ve been slaying kombatants since 1993
This battle is over before it’s even begun,
Kneel to Sub-Zero, the Frost-Bitten One!"
"Was that a verse or were you talking out your ass
I can"t understand a word you say
Through your ripoff shredder mask
Don"t try to step to the OG King of Northrend
Test me Lin Kuei and you"ll meet a bitter end
You think you can bring your soft rhymes to Warcraft?
I"ll tear asunder your weak ass battle raps
Your power over ice just doesn"t impress me
Next time send Frost and we can get a little freaky
I"ve conquered dragons and demons I"m a veteran of war
I"m a Blizzard you"re a flake, and nothing more
Because nothing compares to the Lich King"s rage
My rhymes are so cold I"m my own ice age!"
"King of the scourge? Please, what a bore,
I’ve fought undead, gods, and realms by the score.
You flaunt your Frostmourne like it’s the ultimate blade,
But I’ve faced deadlier weapons and left legends afraid.
You call me a flake? Better chill with that slander,
I’ll freeze your brittle ego like an ice-sculpted banner.
You want Frost? Nah, I’m the real cold-blooded thriller,
I’ll leave your soul frozen like an ice cold killer
So bow to the cryomancer, your throne’s been replaced,
Because I just froze your ego right off your pale face!"
"I"ve seen your little fighting games
You"re not even in S Tier
No one picks you in Match play
So why are you even here?
Always getting your ass kicked in the story mode
You"re just a stepping stone to the final boss, Goro!
Meanwhile I"m 25 raiders ultimate test
I kill their main tank then I wipe out the rest
But I"ll find a use for your corpse after I"ve conquered you, cretin
Your bones will adorn my throne after you"re beaten"
"You call me low tier? That’s a bold claim dude
I"ve been ripping out spines while you were sleeping in your ice cube
You’ve got armies? I’ve got my Lin Kuei behind me,
I’ll shatter your throne; even Frostmourne won’t find me.
I’ve got Fatalities that’ll leave your emo ass in pieces,
You’ll be begging for mercy when your kingdom ceases.
Your throne of bones? Keep dreaming, my friend,
Because this is one battle where your reign will end."
"There"s nothing special about you, you"re just a re-skin
I like you better in yellow as a Scorpion
You"re nothing but a glorified Frost mage
You can"t be too tough you got beat by Johnny Cage
You"re calling me emo when you came back as the Noob
And your own younger brother went and surpassed you, dude
This battle is over its plain for all to see
The Lich King Wins
FLAWLESS VICTORY"
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
