EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MULAN!
VERSUS!
RONDA! ROUSEY!
BEGIN!
[Mulan] [Female Rap]
I’ll make a man out of you, Ronda—time to face the truth,
I trained with armies while you just fought in a booth.
My legend spans centuries, a hero dressed in steel,
You’re a flash in the pan poser that was once a big deal.
I saved all of China with honor and might,
While you got KO’d, you vanished from the fight.
So come step to Fa Mulan, if you think that you’re bold,
I’ll show you real warrior spirit and rhymes that run ice cold
[Female Singer]
If that was your best shot I'm already bored
I'll snap both your arm and your brittle longsword
I don't give a damn about your reputation
My combat prowess arm-barred the whole nation
Because I'm Ronda Rousey, billions see me on TV
Your legend is reduced to a Disney DVD
I'm proud of my accomplishments, to myself I stayed true
You had to hide your face like the dark side of the moon
You wouldn't last 14 seconds with me in the Octogon
So let's get down to business and defeat Fa Mulan
[Mulan] [Female Rap]
Oh, you’ve got arm-bars? That’s cute, my dear,
But I’ll shatter your pride like Holm kicked you in the ear.
Your UFC streak? It crumbled so fast,
Knocked out by the future, trapped in the past.
So try your best holds, let’s see what you’ve got,
I’ve got moves to make Rousey’s legacy forgot.
My honor is eternal, my spirit won’t fade,
You’re just another sellout athlete in it to get paid!
[Ronda] [Female Singer]
Your legend is scripted, diluted and weak
I left a legacy of putting opponents to sleep
Your second verse was whack, not even close to my equal
Just like your forgettable straight to DVD sequel
Battling Ronda today was a tragic mistake
Like trying to watch your live action remake
I'm not just a fighter I conquered Hollywood's gate
Then I battled Bayley, Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks!
Your legend is tarnished, your steel old and rusted
Step off, Fa Mulan your legend just got dusted!
[Mulan] [Female Rap]
My sequel may be weak, but at least I inspire,
Your legacy’s a flicker—I’m the eternal fire.
Hollywood’s gate? Congrats, you got your check,
But I saved the Wei Dynasty so show some respect.
So keep talking smack while I sharpen my blade,
Your fifteen minutes of fame will soon start to fade.
Mulan’s a legend, a warrior through and through,
And when history speaks, no one remembers you!
[Female Singer]
I inspired girls worldwide they still see me and cheer
You inspired Eddie Murphy's voice acting career
Yes I took my lumps but I'm still in the Hall of Fame
I turned a bronze medal into a household name!
So take your little sword, and your animated crew
Ride home on your horse and your little dragon too
I’m the Baddest Woman on the Planet; that’s no joke
Mulan, your legacy is just another puff of smoke.
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
