EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GANONDORF!
VERSUS!
THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
BEGIN!
[Ganondorf]
Bow down, green giant, to the King of all evil,
I’ll crush your tiny rage—it’s barely medieval.
From Hyrule to the Void, my power transcends,
You’re just a lab accident that can’t make friends.
Your temper’s your weakness; I’ll toy with your mind,
With the Triforce of Power, I’m one of a kind.
I’ve conquered kingdoms while you smash and brawl,
You’re strong, but I’m immortal—I outlast it all!
[Hulk]
Aaaahhhh HULK SMASH puny Ganon
Ugly ginger with big nose
Who can't beat skinny elf who wears panty hose
Me no understand, when your entire race
Is only pretty ladies but Ganon get no date?
Hulk make gandorf look like puny little girl
Ganon smash one castle but Hulk break world
Ganon no scare hulk with triangle on his fist
You have triforce of power but HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS
[Ganondorf]
Oh, you think brute strength can settle the score?
I’ve got sorcery and cunning—you’re just a bore.
Your intellect’s a gamble, your rage a joke,
One spell from me, and you’ll vanish in smoke.
You mock my nose? That’s petty and weak,
When my legacy spans what your fists couldn’t reach.
Hyrule trembles when I rise to fight,
You’re just Banner’s tantrum on gamma light!
So bring your smash—your brawn is flawed,
I’m the Demon King, puny “Hulk”—I’m a god!
[Hulk]
Hulk no think Ganon is really tough guy
Ugly big pig man fail at everything he try
Can't capture pretty princess or conquer Hyrule
Puny elf in green dress make you look like fool
Hulk beat Doctor Strange so me not scared of magic
Try to cast a spell at Hulk and not do any damage
Thousands challenge hulk, Ganon fall like all of the others
Your legacy be F Tier in all of Smash Brothers
[Ganondorf]
You think you’re a legend, but you’re just a brute,
All your victories come from smashing, not pursuit.
Doctor Strange? I’d crush him too,
While you can’t even outsmart a villainous crew.
You call me weak, but here’s the truth:
I’ve been the bane of heroes since their youth.
I’m the King of Smash, no DLC cheat,
While Hulk’s just a rage meme Marvel repeats.
Your rhymes are hollow, your strength is blind,
Hulk no scare Ganon—I’ll shatter your mind!
[Hulk]
From Juggernauts to Wolverines Hulk has beat them all
Ganondorf the puny dwarf just next man to fall
Ganon think he smart but he no outsmart Banner
[Bruce Banner]
Yes, to me Ganondorf's a brute with unsightly manners
Indeed I could counter Ganon with my science acumen
[Hulk]
(as Hulk) Quiet Banner Hulk don't need help from Puny Human!
Hulk claim victory, Ganon give good try
But you not Incredible enough to beat this big green guy!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
