ERB Mulan vs Ronda Rousey

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MULAN!

VERSUS!

ROWDY! RONDA! ROUSEY!

BEGIN!

I’ll make a man out of you, Ronda—time to face the truth,

I trained with armies while you just fought in a booth.

My legend spans centuries, a hero dressed in steel,

You’re a flash in the pan poser that was once a big deal.

I saved all of China with honor and might,

While you got KO’d, you vanished from the fight.

So come step to Fa Mulan, if you think that you’re bold,

I’ll show you real warrior spirit and rhymes that run ice cold

If that was your best shot I'm already bored

I'll snap both your arm and your brittle longsword

I don't give a damn about your reputation

My combat prowess arm-barred the whole nation

Because I'm Ronda Rousey, billions see me on TV

Your legend is reduced to a Disney DVD

I'm proud of my accomplishments, to myself I stayed true

You had hide your face like the dark side of the moon

You wouldn't last 14 seconds with me in the Octogon

So let's get down to business and defeat Fa Mulan

Oh, you’ve got arm-bars? That’s cute, my dear,

But I’ll shatter your pride like Holm kicked you in the ear.

Your UFC streak? It crumbled so fast,

Knocked out by the future, trapped in the past.

So try your best holds, let’s see what you’ve got,

I’ve got moves to make Rousey’s legacy forgot.

My honor is eternal, my spirit won’t fade,

You’re just another sellout athlete in it to get paid!

Your legend is scripted, diluted and weak

I left a legacy of putting opponents to sleep

Your second verse was whack, not even close to my equal

Just like your forgettable straight to DVD sequel

Battling Ronda today was a tragic mistake

Like trying to watch your live action remake

I'm not just a fighter I conquered Hollywood's gate

Then I battled Bayley, Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks!

Your legend is tarnished, your steel old and rusted

Step off, Fa Mulan your legend just got dusted!

My sequel may be weak, but at least I inspire,

Your legacy’s a flicker—I’m the eternal fire.

Hollywood’s gate? Congrats, you got your check,

But I saved the Wei Dynasty so show some respect.

So keep talking smack while I sharpen my blade,

Your fifteen minutes of fame will soon start to fade.

Mulan’s a legend, a warrior through and through,

And when history speaks, no one remembers you!

I inspired girls worldwide they still see me and cheer

You inspired Eddie Murphy's voice acting career

Yes I took my lumps but I'm still in the Hall of Fame

I turned a bronze medal into a household name!

So take your little sword, and your animated crew

Ride home on your horse and your little dragon too

I’m the Baddest Woman on the Planet; that’s no joke

Mulan, your legacy is just another puff of smoke.

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!