Epic Rap Battles of History!
Shigeru Miyamoto!
Versus!
Vince McMahon!
Its-a me, Miyamoto, the Mario Maker
Gonna beat your ass faster than the Undertaker
Your shows are boring uninspired and lame
If I wanted bad wrestling I"d play your LJN games!
Unlike Smackdown, my games are actually fun
You"ll fail this battle harder than your wife"s senate run!
You nearly lost your company to a guy named Ted
I"ll leave you like half your 80"s roster: prematurely dead!
Nintendo is forever, Wrasslin" is stale and old
I"m taking this fight, go hit the Dusty Rhodes!"
"Hold up there, plumber boy, let me set this straight,
I built an empire, pal, I don’t just create.
I spread Pro Wrestling across the whole land
I turned my dad"s territory into a national brand
I didn’t need your mushrooms to grow to success,
I’ve got superstars, legends, a brand you can’t best.
Meanwhile, I’ve got decades of crowd-poppin’ art,
Icons like Hogan, The Rock, they tear charts apart.
McMahon’s still flexin’, you can’t knock me down,
I’m the big boss of sports-entertainment’s crown."
"Fake fighting is all that you"ve got for me?
A bunch of pretty boys in tights is your legacy
You fail badly at every new thing you try
From your football league to ECW on sci-fi!
Your gimmicks are old and played out like any others
Keep your Usos dude I"ve got my own Smash Brothers
I"m running through this battle like a Rhyno gore
ACKNOWLEDGE ME suckah and the power of the Triforce!"
"Oh, you wanna play games? That’s cute, little champ,
But I’m running the circus while you pitch a camp.
You boast about Mario and Link like it’s bold,
But your stories repeat—same princess, same gold.
Sony and Microsoft? They crush you in sales,
While I built a machine that *never* derails.
Smash Brothers? Ha! They wouldn"t last in Suplex City
We"ll smash all your mascots and we won"t take any pity
You"re played out Miyamoto, now it"s all about the game
I"m the real Triforce: money success and fame!"
"Oh you"re still here? Is your mouth still runnin"?
I"ll beat you so fast like I"m holding down the B Button
You can"t stop Miyamoto going Beast Mode
I"ve got too many comebacks with the Konami Code!
You should have passed on this battle and given it to Cena
If I wanted "Sweet Chin Music" I"ll play Link"s ocarina
This battle is over, Vince, you shouldn"t have battled me
Just like Montreal you lost all your credibility!
Because after I deliver this lyrical pile driver
It"s like a November PPV and I"m the Sole Survivor!"
"Oh, you’ve got cheat codes? That’s a cheap little flex
But I don’t need shortcuts to dominate and suplex!
You wanna go blow for blow? Man I"ll hit you with facts
Your Joy Cons drift and your hardware is whack
You call out Cena? That’s a laughable spin,
He’s more popular with kids than Link has ever been!
So go back home with your princess peach crown
Cause Vinnie Mac just gave you a verbal SmackDown!"
Who won?!
Whose next?!
You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!
