MAGA (Make America Grift Again)

Verse 1 (banjo twang)

Got my red hat tight in a trailer park,

Cheerin’ for the man with a spray-tan spark.

Poorest states keep yellin’ “free!”

But the money comes from D.C.

Chorus (rowdy sing-along)

M-A-G-A, what a show,

No health care when you’re broke, you know.

Yell “freedom!” loud with a beer in hand,

Make America Grift Again!

Verse 2 (steel guitar slide)

Hospitals closin’ in the countryside,

Folks can’t pay for their meds inside.

Farmers hurt, but the checks still flow,

While the big shots cash in on the TV show.

Chorus

M-A-G-A, bless my soul,

Poorest states keep payin’ the toll.

Wave that flag on a borrowed land,

Make America Grift Again!

Bridge (spoken drawl over fiddle riff)

“Well now… they say keep the gub’ment out your life,

But them farm checks pay for the kids and wife.

You scream about freedom and healthcare’s a sin,

But without Medicaid, where you gonna begin?”

Final Chorus (all voices, stomps & claps)

M-A-G-A, wave that hat,

No insurance when your heart attacks.

Big red hat and a spray-tan tan,

Make America Grift Again!