If She Weren’t My Daughter ( Daddy Trump)

Verse 1

Flashbulbs pop, the cameras roll,

Another soundbite out of control.

Trying to charm, but it falls flat,

Did he really just… say that?

Pre-Chorus

Ew, gross, the crowd’s in shock,

We all just screamed and checked the clock.

Chorus

🎤 If she weren’t my daughter (ew, that’s gross!),

He said it on TV, doing the most.

Hands so small, lies so tall,

If she weren’t my daughter… don’t say that at all!

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Verse 2

Bigly words, no sense made,

Dancing in a power suit parade.

Brags all night, can’t read the room,

Turns the party into doom.

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Spoken Interlude (Valley Girl style, music drops to bass + snaps)

🎤 “Like… oh my god.

He actually said this in a magazine:

‘I’ve known Jeff for 15 years, terrific guy…

likes beautiful women, younger side.’

Ew! That’s not just gross —

that’s double gross.”

(Background chant: “So gross! So gross!”)

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Chorus

🎤 If she weren’t my daughter (ew, that’s gross!),

He said it on TV, doing the most.

Spray-tan smile, awkward sway,

If she weren’t my daughter… throw that quote away!