(Verse 1)
Now ol’ David walks in ‘round a quarter past five,
Sixty years young and feelin’ alive!
He don’t need no money, don’t need no plan,
Just a round for the bar and a drink in his hand!
(Chorus)
Singin’ hey diddle-dee, pour another round for me,
Seven pretty ladies sittin’ right here on my knee!
By ten I’ll be gone, but the legend will live on,
Ol’ David and the Seven Sinners!
(Verse 2)
Well, Sally’s got dimples and Mary’s got sass,
Jenny tells jokes that’ll knock you on your—glass!
Lucy keeps winkin’, and Ruby just grins,
While Tina and Tammy pour whiskey again!
(Chorus)
Singin’ hey diddle-dee, pour another round for me,
Seven pretty ladies sittin’ right here on my knee!
By ten I’ll be gone, but the legend will live on,
Ol’ David and the Seven Sinners!
(Verse 3)
Well the clock strikes ten, and the party’s done,
David stumbles home like a hit-and-run,
Falls in the bed with a satisfied grin,
Till his wife shakes him up ‘round twelve past ten!
(Bridge – Spoken in rhythm)
“Hey baby, you look dead, what you want for breakfast?” she said,
David groaned, scratched his head,
Drank his coffee and went back to bed!
(Verse 4)
Well, six a.m., and the bed goes CRACK!
David rolls over and lands on his back!
Wife hears the thud, don’t bat an eye,
Starts fryin’ eggs while he rubs his pride!
(Final Chorus – Big Finish!)
Singin’ hey diddle-dee, got a headache like the sea,
Seven pretty ladies ain’t got nothin’ on my queen!
By ten I’ll be back, but for now I’ll hit the sack,
Ol’ David and the Seven Sinners!
(Outro – Fading chant & bar crowd joins in)
Hey diddle-dee, pour another round for me…
Seven pretty ladies sittin’ right here on my knee…
(Drunken cheers, clinking glasses, and a final THUD! from David fallin’ again.)
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