Convenience

Stoplights, and fast cars,

Pretty women, and neon bars,

Ohhhh how country songs always sing about those things.

Four wheel drive trucks, and first dates,

Watching movies on the tailgate

Man it’s fun to dream about that kind of liiii life,

When I’m driving in my minivan,

I almost feel like half a man,

But dang it, these things have a lot of room,

The A/C is ice cold, and the storage space is uncanny,

There’s a lot of vehicles, that might look cooler to drive…..

But it’s convenient driving a minivan.

Now don’t let me fool you.

This thing doesn’t do great in the snow,

Or in the mud, you’re going to want to stay away from that.

It’s also not ideal, for a guys night out,

Or a bachelor party,

Or doing fishing or hunting……

But dang it, I don’t mind driving my minivan,

Even if it makes me look like half a man,

This thing has a lot of room,

The A/C is always ice cold….

Plenty of storage for groceries,

Even though it might be cooler to drive something else,

It’s convenient driving a minivan.

It’s A/C is ice cold,

To drive one, you have to be bold………

And Maybe a little old……..

But it’s convenient to drive…….

A minivan

Oh yea

Oh, oh, a minivan