Tongue Tap

[Intro - Upstroke guitar, bubbly bass, horn stab]
[Cheerful]
RIBBIT! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! RIBBIT!

[Verse 1 - Bouncy ska rhythm]
Hopped outta bed this morning in the Windward Plains
Stuck my tongue out, felt around, saw some hunters' pains
They were chasin' Doshaguma, lookin' for a fight
But I'm just a Chatacabra, livin' life just right
Got my rocks glued to my arms, got my tongue stuck to the ground
When I see a hunter trippin', I just hop around
I ain't fast, I ain't flashy, I ain't gonna lie
But I'll stick your face and watch you cry!

[Pre-Chorus - Horns accent]
TONGUE OUT! (SLAP!)
ROCK ON! (TAP!)
HOP LEFT! (CLAP!)
HOP RIGHT! (RAP!)

[Chorus - Full skank]
CHATACABRA! FROG WITH THE ROCKS!
CHATACABRA! STUCK TO THE SPOT!
CHATACABRA! TONGUE IS MY GAME!
CHATACABRA! EVERY HUNTER KNOWS MY NAME!
(Pick it up!)

[Verse 2 - Saxophone melody underneath]
They laugh at me, the big toad with the sticky lickin' style
But when that tongue connects with face, they stop runnin' for a while
I'm just out here livin', eatin' bugs and feelin' great
While you're stuck in place and cursin' out your fate
I don't need no elements, no fire, ice, or thunder
My whole deal is stickin' things and pullin' 'em asunder
Gravios thinks he's tough with all that rocky hide
I'll stick his face and take him for a ride!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
TONGUE OUT! (WHIP!)
ROCK ON! (GRIP!)
HOP LEFT! (TRIP!)
HOP RIGHT! (RIP!)

[Chorus]
CHATACABRA! FROG WITH THE ROCKS!
CHATACABRA! STUCK TO THE SPOT!
CHATACABRA! TONGUE IS MY GAME!
CHATACABRA! EVERY HUNTER KNOWS MY NAME!
(Pick it up!)

[Bridge - Slower, almost romantic]
[Clean guitar, sincere]
They say I'm just a low-tier monster...
Just a punching bag with rocks...
But when I stick that final hunter...
[Beat kicks back in]
THE CART FORGETS WHO'S IN THE BOX!

[Saxophone Solo - Bouncy, joyful, perfect]

[Breakdown - Circle pit energy]
EVERYBODY STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT! (SLAP!)
EVERYBODY GLUE SOME ROCKS ON! (TAP!)
EVERYBODY HOP AROUND NOW! (JUMP!)
CHATACABRA WANTS THE CROWN NOW!

[Final Chorus - Maximum energy]
CHATACABRA! (CHATACABRA!)
FROG WITH THE ROCKS! (FROG WITH THE ROCKS!)
CHATACABRA! (CHATACABRA!)
STUCK TO THE SPOT! (STUCK TO THE SPOT!)
CHATACABRA! (CHATACABRA!)
TONGUE IS MY GAME! (TONGUE IS MY GAME!)
CHATACABRA! (CHATACABRA!)
EVERY HUNTER KNOWS MY—
[Tongue sound]
—NAME!

[Outro - Fading horns, happy whistling]
Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit...
Pick it up now...
Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit...
[Final horn stab]
CROAK.

Ska, Nerdcore, female