Queen of the Land

[Intro - Acoustic guitar strum, harmonica, steady country drum beat]

[Twangy, proud]
Well now, settle in, grab a seat by the fire
And let me tell you 'bout the queen of desire
She don't fly high like her old man
She keeps her boots on the ground—that's the plan.

[Verse 1 - Country rock, storytelling]
I'm the Queen of the Land, the Pink Menace they call me
I don't need the sky to show you who I'm meant to be
My scales are green, my flames are hot, my tail's got poison too
That Rathalos up in the clouds? He knows what I can do
We mate for life, we rule the land, the skies, the trees
But when a hunter wanders in, I bring 'em to their knees
I charge across the open field, I backflip with my tail
One hit from that and you're poisoned—your health begins to fail

[Pre-Chorus - Building]
GOLD... (SHEEN!)
FLAMES... (GREEN!)
HUNTERS... (SCREAM!)
RATHIAN! THE MEANEST QUEEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN!

[Chorus - Catchy, singalong]
RATHIAN! QUEEN OF THE LAND!
RATHIAN! WITH A POISON TAIL IN HAND!
RATHIAN! PINK, GOLD, OR EMERALD TOO!
RATHIAN! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A QUEEN CAN DO!

[Verse 2 - More storytelling]
My husband thinks he's king up there with all his flashy fire
But I'm the one who holds it down when hunters get too dire
I'll summon him with a roar when I'm in a nasty spot
Now you're dealing with us both—bet you wish you'd brought a lot!
Gold Rathian's my fancy form, metal-plated and mean
Elder dragons think twice before they step into my scene
Pink Rathian's a little faster, keeps you on your toes
Emerald? That one's poison too—how the poison grows!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
BACKFLIP... (WATCH!)
FIRE... (SCORCH!)
HUNTERS... (DROPPED!)
RATHIAN! QUEEN OF THE LAND—YOU CAN'T STOP!

[Chorus]
RATHIAN! QUEEN OF THE LAND!
RATHIAN! WITH A POISON TAIL IN HAND!
RATHIAN! PINK, GOLD, OR EMERALD TOO!
RATHIAN! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A QUEEN CAN DO!

[Bridge - Slows, heartfelt]
[Acoustic, softer]
They say the king gets all the glory
All the songs, all the tales
But every hunter knows the truth
The queen never fails.
[Band kicks back in]
GOLD RATHIAN! METAL SCALES THAT NEVER BREAK!
PINK RATHIAN! FASTER FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
EMERALD! TOXIC POISON IN THE VEINS!
YOU CAN'T HAVE A KING WITHOUT THE QUEEN WHO REIGNS!

[Guitar Solo - Country rock, twangy, melodic]

[Breakdown - Stomp and holler]
BREAK THE HEAD! (YEEHAW!)
CUT THE TAIL! (YEEHAW!)
FLASH HER DOWN! (YEEHAW!)
NOW YOU'LL NEVER FAIL!
QUEEN OF THE LAND! (YEEHAW!)
QUEEN OF THE FLAME! (YEEHAW!)
RATHIAN'S THE NAME! (YEEHAW!)
AND THIS AIN'T NO GAME!

[Final Chorus - Bigger, more anthemic]
RATHIAN! (RATHIAN!)
QUEEN OF THE LAND! (OF THE LAND!)
RATHIAN! (RATHIAN!)
WITH A POISON TAIL IN HAND! (IN HAND!)
RATHIAN! (RATHIAN!)
PINK, GOLD, OR EMERALD TOO! (TOO!)
RATHIAN! (RATHIAN!)
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A—

[Outro - Fading acoustic, harmonica]
[Spoken, twangy]
...queen can do.
[Harmonica]
Now get off my land.
[Final harmonica note. Fade.]

Country Rock, Nerdcore, female