Chicken Dragon

[Intro - Bright guitars, upbeat drums, handclaps]
[Cheerful]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
BOK BOK! PICK IT UP!
[Guitar riff - simple, catchy, infectious]

[Verse 1 - Power pop energy, singalong vibe]
They call me the chicken dragon, the first wyvern you will face
The tutorial monster who'll put you in your place!
I'm not the strongest, not the toughest, not the meanest around
But I'm the one who teaches you to stand your ground!
My ears are big and frilly, they flare out when I'm mad
My beak is huge and yellow—honestly, it's kinda rad!
I run around like headless, spitting fireballs with glee
I'm the Yian Kut-Ku, baby—come and try to catch me!

[Pre-Chorus - Building]
BOK! (BOK!)
FLARE! (STARE!)
FIRE! (BURN!)
WATCH ME TURN AND SQUAWK AND CHURN!

[Chorus - Massive pop hook]
YIAN KUT-KU! CHICKEN DRAGON OF THE HILLS!
YIAN KUT-KU! I'LL GIVE YOU CHILLS!
YIAN KUT-KU! THROW A SONIC BOMB MY WAY!
YIAN KUT-KU! I'LL GET DIZZY—NOW YOU PAY!

[Verse 2 - Still bouncy]
I love to eat Konchu, rolling beetles off the ground
I dig 'em up and swallow 'em—the crunchiest thing around!
My wings are blue and lovely, my scales are orange-pink
When I spread 'em wide and squawk, you'll probably stop and think
"Wow, that monster's kinda cute!" and then I'll spit some fire
Three flaming projectiles when I'm filled with angry desire!
I'm not the final boss, I'm not the big bad threat
But I'm the one you'll never, ever, ever forget!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
BOK! (BOK!)
SPREAD! (WINGS!)
FIRE! (SLINGS!)
HERE COMES THE CHICKEN KING!

[Chorus]
YIAN KUT-KU! CHICKEN DRAGON OF THE HILLS!
YIAN KUT-KU! I'LL GIVE YOU CHILLS!
YIAN KUT-KU! THROW A SONIC BOMB MY WAY!
YIAN KUT-KU! I'LL GET DIZZY—NOW YOU PAY!

[Bridge - Slows down, sincere]
[Clean guitar, softer]
I may be weak, I may be small
The smallest wyvern of them all
But every hunter starts with me
The Yian Kut-Ku—legacy!

[Guitar Solo - Simple, catchy, power pop perfection]

[Final Chorus - Bigger, more anthemic]
YIAN KUT-KU! (YIAN KUT-KU!)
CHICKEN DRAGON OF THE HILLS! (OF THE HILLS!)
YIAN KUT-KU! (YIAN KUT-KU!)
I'LL GIVE YOU CHILLS! (GIVE YOU CHILLS!)
YIAN KUT-KU! (YIAN KUT-KU!)
THROW A SONIC BOMB MY WAY! (MY WAY!)
YIAN KUT-KU! (YIAN KUT-KU!)
I'LL GET DIZZY—

[Outro - Sudden stop, single guitar strum]
[Spoken]
...now you pay.
[Pause]
Bok bok.
[Chicken sound. Silence.]

Power Pop, Nerdcore, female