Spam Likely?

Who calling.

oh its Spam Likely

Again.

Man what they want?

Hello sir we’ve been trying to reach you

Yeah yeah about some insurance

Hi sir—

I knew it

(Sigh)

Spam Likely calling like we already friends

Blocked one number now they calling again

Six in the morning man give me a break

If you want my attention better come with a beat

Sir I have a special offer

Special offer How special we talking

If you could verify your

Nah you talking bullshit already

But listen to this

Spam Likely blowing up my phone

Don’t know your number leave me alone

Called me once then called me twice

Third time shit you better sound nice

Spam Likely what you want from me

If you selling something you better come up with something good I was gonna hang up now but you guys are always helping me writing up these lines Scammers on the phone keeping me on my rhymes

He reading that script I’m flipping his words

Talking ‘bout deals I ain’t never heard

Limited time edition yeah so is this call

Better hurry that pitch ‘fore I hang up on yall

Sir congratulations you’ve been selected

Selected shit finally somebody recognizes talent

That’s not what I

Selected for greatness put that on the track

You called for my money I’m calling you back You wanted my digits for copies well I gave you sixteen digits not from my card motherfucker sixteen clean bars

Sir can we please return to the offer

Nah I got a hook to get to

Spam Likely blowing up my phone

Started as a scam now you’re part of a song Called me once then called me twice

Now you in the speakers earning your stripes Spam Likely stay on that line

Every time you interrupt you keeping the time You wanted my money you ain’t getting a dime But you accidentally helped me JPB write up something good of course

Wait JPB. like music. can I hear it?

You finally catching up

You’re literally on it

Ohh really? Wow

Now my scammer turned hype man halfway through He forgot what the hell he was calling to do

I’m laying down bars he yelling that’s hard

Five minutes ago he was asking for my card

Saying oh yeah while listening like

Oh nah wrong guy wrong day

Turned a spam phone call to a song in one night Tell your whole call center JPB said thanks But nobody over there getting into my bank

Okay okay run that hook again

Nah you gotta pay for the feature

How much

Funny, you ask what’s your card number

…Hello

Damn

(Spam likely)

Scammers don’t trust nobody.

(Spam likely)

Hahah.