Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro - Wah-wah guitar, funky bassline, cowbell] [Groovy, spoken] Ain't no shock trap gonna hold me down... I'm rubber, baby... and you're about to bounce. [Horn stab] GET DOWN! [Verse 1 - Funky, playful] Blue-grey scales and a rubbery hide, shock traps just tickle my inside Got a crystal on my head that goes FLASH—now you're dizzy, hope you packed a stash I waddle forward, I spit some goo, poison purple coming straight for you They call me timid, they call me weird, but I've been stealing your loot for years [Pre-Chorus] CRYSTAL! (SMASH!) FLASH! (BLAST!) POISON! (GAS!) GYPCEROS! SHAKE YOUR ASS! [Chorus - Full funk explosion] GYPCEROS! RUBBER CHICKEN OF THE SWAMP! GYPCEROS! I'M A FUNKY LITTLE STOMP! GYPCEROS! SHOCK TRAPS DON'T MEAN A THING! GYPCEROS! WATCH ME PLAY DEAD—THEN I SPRING! [Verse 2] Three little clicks and I'm about to shine, turn away quick or you'll lose your mind My tail stretches out like a rubber band, I'll whip you hard from where I stand I'm not the strongest, not the baddest cat, but I'll steal your potions and that's a fact Shiny objects catch my eye, I'll snatch 'em fast and watch you cry [Pre-Chorus 2] DEAD! (FAKE!) STRIKE! (QUAKE!) LOOT! (TAKE!) GYPCEROS! FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [Chorus] GYPCEROS! RUBBER CHICKEN OF THE SWAMP! GYPCEROS! I'M A FUNKY LITTLE STOMP! GYPCEROS! SHOCK TRAPS DON'T MEAN A THING! GYPCEROS! WATCH ME PLAY DEAD—THEN I SPRING! [Bridge - Slows down, bass solo] [Spoken] You see me on the ground, you think I'm done... You walk up close to carve... [Long pause] FOOL! [Guitar Solo - Funk guitar, wah pedal, ridiculous] [Final Chorus - Bigger, brassier] GYPCEROS! (GYPCEROS!) RUBBER CHICKEN OF THE SWAMP! (OF THE SWAMP!) GYPCEROS! (GYPCEROS!) I'M A FUNKY LITTLE STOMP! (LITTLE STOMP!) GYPCEROS! (GYPCEROS!) SHOCK TRAPS DON'T MEAN A THING! (MEAN A THING!) GYPCEROS! (GYPCEROS!) WATCH ME PLAY— [Outro] [Sudden stop. Single bass thump.] [Whispered] ...dead. [Pause] Boo. [Silence.]
Tags
Funk, Nerdcore, male
3:19
No
3/10/2026