[Intro - Distorted guitar feedback, then HORNS BLAST IN AT DOUBLE SPEED]
[Aggressive, shouted]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST ONE WAS CUTE?
[Horns play "Sell Out" but DARK and FAST]
THINK AGAIN!
[Verse 1 - Faster tempo, aggressive ska-punk]
I'M THE BERSERK VARIANT, THE ONE THEY DON'T FORGET
MY ROCKS DON'T JUST HIT YOU—THEY EXPLODE! YOU'RE IN DEBT!
SAME FROG, SAME TUSKS, SAME WHITE TAIL GLOW
BUT WHEN I THROW MY ROCKS NOW, THEY EXPLODE—NICE KNOWING YOU, BRO!
I CAME FROM THE VOLCANIC HOLLOW, WHERE THE LAVA FLOWS
MY ROCKS ARE SUPERHEATED, MOLTEN FURY IN MY HANDS, YA KNOWS?
THE HUNTERS LAUGHED AT REGULAR ME, SAID I WAS KINDA SAD
NOW THEY SCREAM AND RUN AND BURN—BEST TIME I'VE EVER HAD!
[Pre-Chorus - Building chaos]
ROCKS! (EXPLODE!)
TUSKS! (UNLOAD!)
HUNTERS! (ERODE!)
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! EXPLOSIVE MODE!
[Chorus - Maximum ska-punk energy]
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! ROCKS GO BOOM!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! FILLING HUNTERS WITH GLOOM!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! TAIL GLOWS WHITE AND BRIGHT!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FROM THE FIGHT!
(Pick it up faster!)
[Verse 2 - Still unhinged]
REMEMBER REGULAR ME? ALL SAD AND KINDA MOPEY?
I GOT TIRED OF BEING SECOND STRING, NOW MY ROCK GAME'S COPI?
I'M STILL A FROG, I'LL ADMIT IT, BUT A FROG WITH ATTITUDE
MY ROCKS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE—YOUR HUNTER CAREER IS RUDE!
THEY CALLED ME "BERSERK" 'CAUSE I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE
EVERY ROCK I THROW'S A PARTY AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO SURVIVE
MY TUSKS ARE BIGGER, MEANER, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM
COME GET SOME EXPLOSIVE FROG—I DARE YOU, DON'T REFUSE 'EM!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
ROCKS! (DETONATE!)
TUSKS! (DEMONSTRATE!)
HUNTERS! (VACATE!)
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! THIS IS YOUR FATE!
[Chorus]
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! ROCKS GO BOOM!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! FILLING HUNTERS WITH GLOOM!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! TAIL GLOWS WHITE AND BRIGHT!
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FROM THE FIGHT!
(Pick it up faster!)
[Bridge - Slows down dramatically, almost menacing]
[Spoken over clean guitar, dark]
They made me berserk...
They made me explode...
They thought it would make me happy...
[Long pause]
[Whisper]
...IT DID.
[Band explodes back in]
NOW WATCH ME THROW!
[Saxophone Solo - Aggressive, punk-infused, chaotic]
[Breakdown - Circle pit chaos]
LEFT ROCK! (BOOM!)
RIGHT ROCK! (ZOOM!)
BOTH ROCKS! (DOOM!)
HUNTERS MEET YOUR TOMB!
JUMP HIGH! (STOMP!)
JUMP FAR! (CRAMP!)
EVERY ROCK! (STAMP!)
BERSERK FROG IS THE CHAMP!
[Final Chorus - Double tempo, absolute insanity]
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! (BERSERK TETSUCABRA!)
ROCKS GO BOOM! (BOOM BOOM BOOM!)
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! (BERSERK TETSUCABRA!)
FILLING HUNTERS WITH GLOOM! (GLOOM GLOOM GLOOM!)
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! (BERSERK TETSUCABRA!)
TAIL GLOWS WHITE AND BRIGHT! (BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT!)
BERSERK TETSUCABRA! (BERSERK TETSUCABRA!)
NOW YOU'RE—
[Outro - Sudden stop. Single explosion sound.]
[Heavy breathing]
...running.
[Echoed]
...running...
[Whispered, fading]
...run faster next time.
[Final sound - Rock dropping. Explosion. Frog croak. Silence.]
AsheTheHyena
