Verse : YALL. Now why in the hell would I tell this damn girl We can try and make this work? Yall I haven’t even seen her yet. I put on my big boy drawls and called up Beyoncé and say LOOK Beyoncé it’s been 7 YEARS DAMN it. I wanna see the woman I’ve been talking to via phone atleast before my old ass drops”
She whisper in the phone talking about some I think we can make that happen. So now my blood pressure up and my feet swell so I just yell back BEYONCÉ we either see each other or we thru “ she talking about some I guess where thru. YALL WHY THAT SHIT KINDA HURT? Yall I been out the game so long I forgot about these hoes . So now my ego involved so I say OH HELL NAH . We gonna SEE each other . I’ll call the damn swatt” why she say “ send location”
HAHAHA SHEEESH MAMA RAISED A PLAYA WHAT CAN I SAY (laugh) nah let me stop playing yall so she agree to meet me up at the sonic up the street . So im grabbing back slouched over legs shaking each step as I make it to the car I throw myself in the seat and start the car to meet my queen. I pull up to sonic and I can’t even get into the damn place because there’s some random ass 6foot maybe 300 pounds ish woman with a long black skirt and a tube top. She had short brow hair you can tell she just threw up in a pony and threw a scarf on. But I look down and she’s wearing flats and her feet are swollen over it.I i roll my window down cuz she standing in the entrance and I say “ can you please step to the side , can’t get up in here” yall why she move out the way with an attitude. And walk off and when she turn around I see moles all on the backs of her legs. So I keep driving and mind my damn business because that don’t have shit to do with me. So I pull into sonic and I pull out my phone to text this girl. I’m saying “ where you at?” Why she text me saying “ hurry up babe some weird dude was at the entrance “ YALL WHY I CLUTCH MY CHEST CUZ IT HURT SO BAD. So im boiling . Yall I step out and now im going to confront her. I get to her “ GIRL YOU HID THIS SHIT FROM ME FOR 7 years “ Why she look me up and down and say “ it would have been longer but you got to snoopy “
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yall I had to say a prayer. So I tell her “ you know what don’t call my damn phone thru that app no more “ yall why I turn around and she hand cuff my free hand so I only have the hand on the damn cane. I look back at her and say “ you have lost your damn mind “ and SNAP. She clips the other one now I’m at her whim. Yall why she got us in the car driving back to her place and she talking about some “ now we can be a family “ I’m in the passenger seat and my damn arthritis is kicking in so I’m half listening and she keep on “ I’ll show you how I apply my cream at night “ I shout CREAM? She snap back” yeah for my legs. “God damn yall I got catfished
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