[Intro]
Let me tell yall bout this dude named Keegan
Looks like hes 40 yeah this chud always eatin
He wanna be black but he love being white
wanna say the n word but he dont wanna fight
Ex klan member, now he makes chicken
He not even a man, at home his girl hit him
[Chorus, sung joyfully]
Keegans A phag, yeah he doesnt know his dad,
on fortnite he lags
nerd raging when he's mad
period boy pussy he need a pad
[Verse 1]
body built like a redditter, bluey pajama ass bitch walking round like a predator
musty man with a weird smell
big pregnant belly, you was born female,
[spoken] and if i took a picture?
file too big cant send it in an email. [send notification sound]
Man is so done with getting bitched out by his bosses (blah blah blah)
He gonna put on the white cloak,
out there burning crosses (he racist)
Flexes he was born in Texas,
Gay Skylar is the last person he texted.
Yall would be cute as a couple of furry fags
Without a mask no he ain't got a bag
look like a diabetic zoo animal with zero swag
[Chorus, sung joyfully]
Keegans A phag, yeah he doesnt know his dad,
on fortnite he lags
nerd raging when he's mad
period boy phussy he need a pad
[bridge]
Keegan collects that EBT [ka-ching sound]
but spends his money on overpriced weed
rubbing that belly he feed, feed, feed (MORE FOOD MMM)
eatin all that shit he dont need, need, need
(I DO NEED IT, I DO!)
[Final verse]
He going throw the trash can at work like a raccoon
Body orbital pull stronger than the moon
This man ain't joking about eating just listen,
he slurping it down his hole like his dad takes dhick in prison [male sighing]
[song fades out as male grunting sounds continue]
