0🎧 [Intro – somber choir + cosmic whispers]
📜 “Banished from Heaven after clapping the Creator,
he now drifts in the aftermath of divine bust…
...and from that nut, seven heirs rose.
Each thicc. Each unstable.
Each… ready to destroy all that jiggles.”
👼 Voice echo:
“The Holy One busted once... and birthed seven queens of chaos.”
🎤 [Verse 1 – rising tension, orchestral trap beat]
I’m floatin’ in a void — robe still stained,
God’s spine snapped, I ain’t explainin’ that again.
Seven realms formed from my divine clappin’,
Now each heir’s thicc and war is happenin’.
One rides dragons, her boobs breathe fire,
Another controls cake through forbidden desire.
The twins from Lustrealm keep makin’ clones,
Now I’m out here dodgin’ my own hormones.
👁️ I nutted so hard I created a caste,
Now they want my crown and my holy ass.
🎤 [Pre-Chorus – layered harmony, multiverse distortion FX]
🎵 Seven waifus, one throne to jiggle,
Scrolls all soaked in post-bust scribble.
They fight for cheeks, they fight for me,
While I hide in a void, too drained to pee.
🔥 [Chorus – thunderclap beat drop, gospel choir chants]
CLAPFINITY! — The realms are at war,
Each thicc queen wants the Holy Core.
They’re armed with hips, spells, and sass,
And I’m still sore from God’s divine… ahem… blast. 😳
HOLY ONE! — OUT OF JUICE!
Trapped in space with interrealm truce.
One wrong bounce could end the beat,
Seven heirs fight where dimensions meet.
🎤 [Verse 2 – fast flow, anime battle energy]
Thighland burns, Bootyreach froze,
The Cakefront cracked from bounce overload.
I tried to step in — said “Can’t we chill?”
But they summoned an army with titty skill.
One threw moons, one twerked tectonics,
Even Truck-kun swerved to avoid the chronic.
A multiverse full of my thick mistakes,
Guess you shouldn’t bust for world-building’s sake.
👑 They all shout “Father! Master! King!”
But I’m outta lotion, I can’t feel a thing. 😵💫
🎤 [Bridge – soft strings, war drums rise under spoken word]
🎵 Seven queens.
One throne.
No nut left in the sacred bone.
They fight for cheeks, for pride, for cake…
While I pray my back don’t fully break. 🙏
🎙️ OP Nerd (whispered):
"I'm not a God… I just clapped like one."
🌌 [Final Chorus – explosive climax, multiversal breakdown FX]
CLAPFINITY! — THE FINAL ROUND!
The thiccest war shakes sacred ground.
Each waifu armed with bounce divine,
One wrong squeeze… and end of time.
HOLY ONE! — LOST IN THIGHS!
Screamin’ “Baka~” as the planet cries.
The heirs collapse, dimensions split…
All from one nut. Ain’t that some sh—💥
🧻 [Outro – fading choir + ticking metronome]
📜 “And so the Holy One watched…
…as his seven heirs plunged the realms into creamy chaos.
He clapped God…
…and now God claps back…
...through daughters.”
📣 “Will he stop the Bounce Wars?
Or bust again… and break reality twice?”
