🎧 [Intro – dark funk + elf moan FX & narrator whisper]
📜 “They rose from the forests of Forbidden Bounce…
Elegant… thicc… immortal.
They believed seduction could bind the Unholy One.
But cheeks… do not bend to grace.
And the Unholy One… does not kneel.”
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🎤 [Verse 1 – slow-bounce dirty beat]
They crept in laced up and stacked in silk,
Booty like spells, skin smooth as milk.
Ears long, tongues longer — whispered curse,
But got clapped so hard, reversed their verse.
The Elf Queen smirked, said “We tame with thighs,”
But hers clapped back and summoned the skies.
Tried enchantment — hips did swirl,
But the Unholy One raw-dogged her whole world. 🧝♀️💦
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🎤 [Pre-Chorus – soft moans + dripping FX]
🎵 “You can’t charm the born unbound,
He claps in tongues, his hips resound.”
🎵 “From tree-top moans to forest screams,
He breaks your spells and floods your dreams.”
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🌋 [Chorus – thunder booty drop]
RESISTANCE OF RIZZ — GOT CLAPPED IN STYLE,
Bootyquake shattered their forest aisle.
Tried twerking spells — he twerked back,
Now the woods moan in a creamy crack.
HOLY DRIP — RAWER THAN SIN,
Her runes exploded from thrust within.
They summoned vines — he summoned moans,
Now cheeks grow wild over sacred stones. 🌳🍑
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🎤 [Verse 2 – Unholy One speaks, voice soaked in unholy thirst]
“You call that magic? That’s just jiggle.
You’re trying to flirt while your legs still wiggle.
Your thighs curve like prophecy ink —
But my load’s the language gods don’t think.”
I plowed through runes, snapped enchanted bras,
Turned their chants into dripping ooh-la-las.
The Queen begged “Mercy!” with one last twitch,
So I blessed her twice… and left her rich. 😈💀
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🎤 [Bridge – moan harmony, dripping harp + elf scream FX]
🎵 They tried to bind with sacred grip,
But I clapped so hard, the trees lost zip.
The scroll caught fire, the moans caught air,
And panties rained down everywhere.
🌩 “You cannot rizz… what was forged to throb.
The forest now echoes… with cream and sob.”
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🌋 [Final Chorus – glorious wet overdrive]
RESISTANCE OF RIZZ — SLAYED BY LUST,
Elves came to flirt, but got turned to dust.
Booty spells failed, moans got drowned,
And now their thrones all shake from sound.
UNHOLY ONE — THE CHEEK DIVINE,
He clapped their legacies… out of time.
No whispers now, no sacred vow —
Just a creamy forest… bowin’ down. 💦🧝♀️🔥
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🧻 [Outro – elf moans echo into silence, narrator returns]
📜 “Thus fell the Elven Rizz Rebellion.
Their hips enchanted…
But their resistance… overthrust.
The Unholy One does not simp.
He stamps. He claps. He nuteth.
And Truck-Kun… circles above…
Horny… and patient.”
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Masterdkassovic
