🎧 [Intro – heavenly choir + static glitch FX]
📜 “He was foretold to save Thighland…
…but instead… he clapped God.
Now Heaven drips…
…and the prophecy forgot itself.”
👼 Echo Voice:
“He has no name… but cheeks still tremble at his presence.”
🎤 [Verse 1 – Lo-fi divine funk + godlike flow]
Woke up floatin’ in a creamy mist,
No pants, no clue — just post-divine tryst.
Gold robe, cheeks sore, scrolls in hand,
Apparently I busted and unmade the land.
Statues of me with anime thighs,
Built by nuns with vibrating cries.
Said I nutted so hard I broke the veil —
Now even Zeus limps like a JRPG snail. 🐌⚡
🎵 [Pre-Chorus – soft memory glitch]
🎵 Visions flash — thighs and war,
A cursed belt, Olympus’ floor.
One more bounce, space said “No,”
But I moaned “Baka~” and let it blow…
🌩️ [Chorus – sacred eruption]
CLAPNESIA! — GOD FORGOT WHO HE WAS,
'Cause I clapped him raw with anime laws.
HOLY ONE — TOO MUCH LOAD,
Even time itself couldn’t decode.
Seven heirs born in one blessed spray,
Each controls a realm of foreplay. 😳
Scrolls now written in creamy font,
The prophecy’s new… and it just says “WANT.”
🎤 [Verse 2 – the sacred aftermath]
Cherubs weep, saints combust,
Heaven’s throne still smells like lust.
I didn’t just sin — I redefined myth,
Blessed so hard, reality stiffed.
Tried to repent, but the cheeks came back,
God said, “You’re banned,” while gettin’ a snack.
Nun moaned “Holy One!” from across the void,
Now I’m the guy even Hell avoids. 😈🔥
🎵 [Bridge – divine echo + moans & lo-fi drums]
🎵 I reached again for godly cake…
But the belt was tight and fate did shake.
“I’m tapped out… drained… can’t go again.”
Still… the universe begged: “Amen.”
💥 Too late. Belt snapped.
Void collapsed.
God moaned.
…and reality clapped.
🧻 [Outro – gospel whispers, harp glissando, and cosmic moans]
📜 “Thus it was said…
The Holy One clapped forbidden cheeks…
…and Heaven itself got reverse-ridden.”
📣 “He broke God’s spine…
with one sacred grind.
And now… the stars flinch when they hear him moan.”
“He forgot his name…
…but the cheeks remember.”
“Beware the Divine Load…
For he shall nut again.”
