Intro – hype announcer voice]
🚨 "WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A WORLD WHERE PHYSICS… HAS LEFT THE CHAT."
Summoning one virgin weeb to save the kingdom... with plot armor and monster thighs.
Truck-kun just ran me over... and now I’m inside... HER STORY. 😳
[Verse 1 – full send]
Woke up in a world with elf girls clappin’ cheeks,
They got jiggle physics coded by freaks.
My power level? Dumb as hell—
I just screamed “Sugoii!” and broke a magic spell.
Got no sword, just my waifu keychain,
Still pulled a queen with a butt like a freight train.
Her boobas so big they got boss fight zones,
I need both hands and a rental drone. 💀💦
[Pre-Chorus – nasty flow]
Potion in one hand, cheeks in the other,
She said “You wanna ride?” — I said “Call my mother.”
Booty so dense, it's bending the realm,
Even her shadow got T H I G H S overwhelmed.
[Chorus – crowd chant, stripper pole bass]
OP NERD — THIGH HIGHS, LOW MORALS
Summoned through hentai, saved by the orals.
OP NERD — BOUNCE BREAKER VIBES
All the princesses got XL size.
Smack that slime girl — YES LORD
Ride that centaur — FULL SCORE
I ain’t got a sword, but my stats too thick,
She moaned “baka~” when I summoned my... stick. 🍆
[Verse 2 – even dirtier]
Princess got heels with seven-inch lift,
Her bounce broke buildings — environmental tiff.
She said, “You like magic?” I said, “I like cake.”
Now I’m stuck in a spell I refuse to break.
Dungeon boss tried to pull up flexin’,
Got dropkicked by thighs and a cursed erection.
I cast “Thicc Blast” with a cooldown of none,
Even the nuns call me “Holy One.”
[Bridge – slow, echoey, seductive]
Legend says the chosen simp…
Shall one day clap cheeks across dimensions…
And bust in 7 timelines at once. ⏳💦
I’m not overpowered… I’m over-penetrated.
[Final Chorus – full-volume degeneracy]
OP NERD — BUSTED & BLESSED
Saving the world with anime breasts.
OP NERD — HENTAI CHOSEN
Thighs like mountains, cheeks unfrozen.
Roll those dice, skip the plot,
Get EXP from a bunny with a thong and a pot.
Isekai drip, I’m the final boss’ kink,
And my finishing move is a nut and a wink. 😈
[Outro – fadeout with “uwu” FX and fake moans]
He came… he saw… he simped…
Now all of kingdom Thighland kneels before him.
🧻 Credits roll sponsored by: Tentacle Energy™, Doritos: Spicy Hentai Blast™, and MILFcoin.
