EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE ROCK!
VERSUS!
CAPTAIN AMERICA!
BEGIN!
[The Rock]
Finally! The Rock has come to Battle! From Miami to New York to Hollywood to Seattle,
The Rock lays the Smackdown for the world to see
I throw haymakers you throw a metal frisbee!
I've the king of style, the center of the spotlight
While you run around wearing stars and stripes tights!
I'm the true super soldier repping 50 States
I'll slap that winged helmet right off your pale face
Hit you with a Rock Bottom harder than Thor's hammer,
Boy I'll wrap you up in your Star Spangled Banner
[Captain America]
Stand down, Dwayne, I've toppled Hydra's best.
Cut down the Red Skull, survived Thanos' cosmic test.
Your 'Scorpion King' won't dent my vibranium grit.
I lead Avengers while you chase that Furious pitch.
Your brand is nothing next to America's might
My shield stands firm you're just a catchphrase and hype
Justice is my brand, keep your eyebrow glances,
Fade to black, 'cause Cap's about to "Endgame" your chances.
[The Rock]
Chill out, Cap, oh wait you did for 80 years
A man out of time and out of comebacks it's clear
I'm the People's Champ, King of the Silver screen
Before you got your steroids you couldn't do a power clean
Your rogues are a joke, fighting old Nazis
I beat Undertaker, Austin, Earthquakes and Jumanji
I'm the Superior Samoan, The Rock is Walking Tall
If you hadn't met that doctor you'd be embarrassingly small
And next to Tony and Hulk, a small shadow you cast,
I'll win this fight like always: Furiously Fast
[Captain America]
I woke from ice to face Hydra’s infiltration blast.
Stood with Sam, Natasha— your ring stunts won't last.
Sparred Winter Soldiers, overcame cosmic threats.
I brandish Mjolnir, while you star in prequels, and resets.
You rage in Rampage, I unify Avengers’ might.
Nat, Tony, Hulk, Thor— I'm the heart in each fight.
Dr. Erskine's gift or not, I stand for what's right.
Go wait in line, Rock, or get beaten in this fight.
[The Rock]
The only line is the one to see my movies, Cap
On your left? Nah I'll overtake you by ten laps!
Hobbs punches steel, puts villains in their graves
You led a civil war, forced your Avengers to stray!
Don't talk about heart with your 80 year old views
Captain America, ha, more like Captain Fox News
I've got the Championship Belt, your shield is old and busted
Call me Thanos, Cap, 'cause your ass just got dusted!
[Captain America]
Time's up, Rock—I defied Hydra and Thanos, not your chase.
I stormed the elevator, walked out unscathed in place.
You flaunt your biceps, I've got Bucky's steadfast trust.
Mjolnir in my hand, I freeze your big ego to dust.
Red, White, and Blue— I'm a moral code you can't crack.
Wrap this up, champ— Cap's shield forever hits back.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
