[Pre-Intro] Ching Ching Chong is wrong [Intro] Destroying our city again This is the second time this month Godzilla can’t be reasoned with yen Watching the big monster eat our people Well isn’t this just great! Going to miss the train, I start to feel feeble His roar is like no other sound Thanks Godzilla, for destroying my town [Verse] Can’t even get my damn pumpkin spice latte! What a horrible start to a day Yep I just heard Godzilla eat my friend Shay. She had just bought a nice boat they say She shouldn’t have gotten Zaxby’s today God that’s just so freaking gay Find a late train and get on Watch Godzilla go crazy wave his ding dong Oh god I think he sees John RUN RUN JOHN FUCKING RUN! Nope he is done Now Godzilla is shaking his buns [Pre Chorus] Knocking over buildings Killing many people Really need my coffee I’m not much of a softy Really need my coffee [Chorus] People dying everywhere Cries and screams from anywhere Trying to get to my job Just watched a guy get stepped on But I’m safe in the train Going to get to work without any strain Godzilla is a pain In my balls Oh Whoa whoa A pain In my balls [Verse] Safely arrived but saw less people Probably most of them dead but I don’t care much Sit down at my desk, played some candy crush Godzilla just hit my building, fuck Dammit bro I was about to win, fuck What a dick He thought he was so slick Godzilla sucks Godzilla sucks [Pre Chorus] Knocking over buildings Killing many people Really need my coffee I’m not much of a softy Really need my coffee Pumpkin Spice coffee [Chorus] People dying everywhere Cries and screams from anywhere Trying to get to my job Just watched a guy get stepped on But I’m safe in the train Going to get to work without any strain Godzilla is a pain In my balls Oh Whoa whoa A pain In my balls He just ripped out the halls Of my building They needed to be replaced anyway [Outro] Godzilla stares at me I give him the bird Your a dick I yell and I know he heard Me make farting noises while shouting slurs Going to make him hurt Threw at him some dirt Godzilla can go fuck himself [Chorus] People dying everywhere Cries and screams from anywhere Trying to get to my job Just watched a guy get stepped on But I’m safe in the train Going to get to work without any strain Godzilla is a pain In my balls Oh Whoa whoa A pain In my balls What a dick What a dick A pain in my balls What a dick He can suck my prick A pain A pain in my ball

Annoying morning