[Pre-Intro]
Ching Ching Chong is wrong
[Intro]
Destroying our city again
This is the second time this month
Godzilla can’t be reasoned with yen
Watching the big monster eat our people
Well isn’t this just great!
Going to miss the train, I start to feel feeble
His roar is like no other sound
Thanks Godzilla, for destroying my town
[Verse]
Can’t even get my damn pumpkin spice latte!
What a horrible start to a day
Yep I just heard Godzilla eat my friend Shay.
She had just bought a nice boat they say
She shouldn’t have gotten Zaxby’s today
God that’s just so freaking gay
Find a late train and get on
Watch Godzilla go crazy wave his ding dong
Oh god I think he sees John
RUN
RUN
JOHN FUCKING RUN!
Nope he is done
Now Godzilla is shaking his buns
[Pre Chorus]
Knocking over buildings
Killing many people
Really need my coffee
I’m not much of a softy
Really need my coffee
[Chorus]
People dying everywhere
Cries and screams from anywhere
Trying to get to my job
Just watched a guy get stepped on
But I’m safe in the train
Going to get to work without any strain
Godzilla is a pain
In my balls
Oh
Whoa whoa
A pain
In my balls
[Verse]
Safely arrived but saw less people
Probably most of them dead but I don’t care much
Sit down at my desk, played some candy crush
Godzilla just hit my building, fuck
Dammit bro I was about to win, fuck
What a dick
He thought he was so slick
Godzilla sucks
Godzilla sucks
[Pre Chorus]
Knocking over buildings
Killing many people
Really need my coffee
I’m not much of a softy
Really need my coffee
Pumpkin Spice coffee
[Chorus]
People dying everywhere
Cries and screams from anywhere
Trying to get to my job
Just watched a guy get stepped on
But I’m safe in the train
Going to get to work without any strain
Godzilla is a pain
In my balls
Oh
Whoa whoa
A pain
In my balls
He just ripped out the halls
Of my building
They needed to be replaced anyway
[Outro]
Godzilla stares at me
I give him the bird
Your a dick I yell and I know he heard
Me make farting noises while shouting slurs
Going to make him hurt
Threw at him some dirt
Godzilla can go fuck himself
[Chorus]
People dying everywhere
Cries and screams from anywhere
Trying to get to my job
Just watched a guy get stepped on
But I’m safe in the train
Going to get to work without any strain
Godzilla is a pain
In my balls
Oh
Whoa whoa
A pain
In my balls
What a dick
What a dick
A pain in my balls
What a dick
He can suck my prick
A pain
A pain in my ball
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