THE GREAT YODEL MASH

[Intro – A filthy southern guitar groove rolls across the festival. Boots begin stomping in rhythm as industrial bass slowly joins underneath.]

[Lead]

[Crowd]

[Lead – Alpine Yodel]

[Verse 1 – Southern metal groove grows heavier while the crowd stomps between every line.]

[Crowd]

[Chorus – Huge guitars and industrial EDM collide with thousands of festival voices.]

[Lead and Crowd – Rapid Yodel]

[Crowd]

[Breakdown – Guitars suddenly cut. Industrial bass pounds like enormous footsteps while thousands stomp together.]

[Lead – Yodel accelerates with every bass hit.]

[Crowd answers]

[Lead]

[Crowd]

[Lead]

[DROP – Guitars slam back in.]

[Verse 2 – The entire festival has become one enormous dancing, moshing, yodeling mass.]

[Lead]

[Left Crowd]

[Lead]

[Right Crowd]

[Lead]

[Entire Festival]

[Final Chorus – Double-kick drums erupt. Southern guitars roar while industrial EDM drives the entire festival faster.]

[Crowd]

[Lead – Machine-gun Alpine Yodel]

[Crowd]

[Final Hit – Everything stops except one exhausted yodel.]

[Lead]

[Crowd]

[Massive final guitar and bass hit.]