[Intro – Handclaps and stomping boots build beneath a dirty southern riff. Industrial bass slowly joins as thousands gather.]
[Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
[Lead]
Everybody made it?
[Bigfoot roars.]
Devil?
[Devil]
Wouldn’t miss it!
Sheriff?
[Sheriff]
…pour me another.
[Lead]
THEN LET’S DANCE!!
[Full band explodes.]
YODEL-AY-HEEEEEEE!!
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[Verse 1 – Bouncing southern-metal groove collides with festival EDM.]
Boots are flying through the sawdust,
Every bonfire burning bright,
Whole damn valley packed together,
Everybody feels alright!
Devil dancing with the Sheriff,
Bigfoot spinning through the crowd,
Bears are bouncing with the bikers—
TURN THAT YODEL METAL LOUD!!
[Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
Swing around!
STOMP THAT GROUND!
YODEL-AY-HEE!
LET ME HEAR THAT MOUNTAIN SOUND!
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[Pre-Chorus – Bass climbs as thousands begin moving together.]
Left foot!
RIGHT!
Two steps!
SLIDE!
Grab somebody!
SPIN ’EM ’ROUND!
NOW SHAKE THE WHOLE DAMN MOUNTAIN DOWN!!
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[Chorus – Massive dance anthem. Crushing guitars, industrial drops and enormous crowd yodels.]
WHEN THE MOUNTAINS START MASHING!!
Whole damn festival’s dancing!
YODEL-AY-HEE!
YODEL-AY-HOO!
GRAB YOUR FRIEND AND CUT ’EM LOOSE!!
Boots go left!
Boots go right!
WE’RE GONNA YODEL-DANCE ALL NIGHT!
YODEL-AY-HEE-YODEL-AY-HOO!!
EVERYBODY MOVE!!
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[Verse 2 – Groove gets heavier and increasingly ridiculous.]
Grandma’s dancing with a hellhound,
Grandpa crowd-surfs overhead,
Raccoons formed a conga line—
Someone put a hat on Fred!
Bigfoot’s doing something sideways,
Nobody knows what it’s called,
Devil tries it, pulls a hamstring—
[Crowd]
HAHAHAHAHA!!
[Devil]
I’M FINE, DAMMIT!
KEEP IT GOING!!
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[Dance Breakdown – Industrial bass pounds beneath rapid yodels and stomping call-and-response.]
[Lead]
STOMP! STOMP!
[Crowd]
HEY! HEY!
[Lead]
TURN! TURN!
[Crowd]
AY-AY!
YO-DEL-YO-DEL-YO-DEL-YO-DEL!
AY-HEE!
AY-HOO!
YODELAYHEE-YODELAYHOO!
[Bigfoot]
YOOOOODEL-AY-HOOOO!!
[Devil]
YODEL-AY-HEEEE!!
[Sheriff]
MOVE OVER, I’M COMING THROUGH!
[Crowd]
OOOOOOOOHHHH!!
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[Final Chorus – Everyone dances together as the music reaches maximum festival intensity.]
WHEN THE MOUNTAINS START MASHING!!
EVERY LIVING THING IS DANCING!!
YODEL-AY-HEE!
YODEL-AY-HOO!
AIN’T A DAMN THING WE’D RATHER DO!!
Raise your drinks!
Raise your hands!
SHAKE YOUR ASS WITH THE YODEL BAND!
YODEL-AY-HEE-YODEL-AY-HOO!!
[Crowd – Rapid fire]
YO-DELAYHEE-YO-DELAYHOO!
YO-DELAYHEE-YO-DELAYHOO!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
[Everyone]
ONE MORE YEAR!
ONE MORE NIGHT!
ONE BIG FAMILY—
YODELIN’ TONIGHT!!
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[Outro – Music settles into stomping drums as laughter fills the festival.]
[Devil]
Sheriff…
Was that you dancing?
[Sheriff]
No.
[Bigfoot laughs.]
[Sheriff]
You say one damn word…
I’m arresting the whole forest.
[Bigfoot]
Yodel-ay-hoo.
[Sheriff]
…worth it.