MILK

the first time, what makes you think the next 25 will work?

Tazzy ready to put it down let's go

I am not ignoring you; I am just giving you a time to understand what you just said.

Every time I think you can’t get any dumber, you are proving me wrong.

Where is your off button?

Do you annoy people as a hobby, or is that just your personality?

I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you’re unarmed. (For my Shakespeare lovers.)

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I see you’re playing stupid again—and you’re winning.

How do you manage to carry your enormous ego up the stairs?

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

Let’s play a game: you go underwater and I’ll count to one million.

How about you slip into something more horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else.

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

I told my therapist about you; she didn’t believe me.

Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? That explains a lot.This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

You’re as thick as a bull’s walt.

You are the reason some animals eat t

You just saw the perfect partner. What’s your move? Stare until they see you? Like all their posts until they respond?

You like poetry? How’d you like to see my Longfellow?

Are you a doctor because my one-eyed friend needs to see an optometrist.

Wanna go on a picnic? I’ll bring the hot dog, you bring the bun.

Can I exploit your natural resources?

I don’t want to blow it with you, but you can.

Merry Christmas! Wanna visit the North Pole?

I think my fly is falling for you.

How lucky for you, I’m giving away free mustache rides tonight.

I can’t wait to see you naked. In person this time.

If you’ve got time I could use some help at home cleaning my pipes.

Wanna come back to my place and see all the pictures I have of you?

I’ve got a magic weather stick that can find things that are wet.

I might be a vegan but I’m craving your meat.

I’m sorry you have a sore throat. Want something to suck on?

You don’t feel good? I have a special thermometer you could use.

I bet you look good in rope.

I don’t want to brag but I’m an organ donor. Can I put my first donation in you?

Can you watch all my unborn kids for me?

Are you a single mom? Would you like to be

Are you a cemetery because I want to bury myself in you.

That outfit would look great buried in my basement.

You’ll do.

I’m throwing a party tonight. It’s in my pants.

I would kill someone for you. Again.

My penis got stung by a bee, can you suck out the poison?

Looking at you in that top reminds me that I need to buy milk.

Let’s go out but you should wear something you don’t mind getting bloody.

What handcuff