🎶 Verse 1
We’ll be layin’ in the bedroom, chillin’ watchin’ TV,
And she’ll give me that look that says “turn off Discovery.”
Next thing I know she’s smilin’ and she’s headin’ south,
And I swear I see a halo every time she opens her mouth—
And suddenly…
🎶 Pre-Chorus
The walls start glowin’ like a sunrise gold,
I lose control of my body like I’m ten years old.
My soul floats up like it’s takin’ a tour—
And I hear a choir singin’ like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door!
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🎶 Chorus — BIG & DRAMATIC
🎵 ‘Hallelujah! Amen!’ the choir starts to scream,
Church bells ring and angels spread their wings!
Clouds roll open and I see the pearly gates—
Saint Peter’s takin’ roll call hopin’ I’m not late!
Ohhhh Lord, take the wheel, I can’t feel my legs,
Cuz every time she goes down—heaven elevates! 🎵
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🎶 Verse 2
The dog starts barkin’, the lights start to flicker,
My heart rate jumps like I just chugged three liquors.
I swear I heard a trumpet blow across the sky,
And Jesus fist-bumped Moses floatin’ by sayin’ “My guy!”
I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in a Sunday pew,
She pops back up like, “Baby… what did I do?”
I’m speakin’ in tongues, I’m seein’ stars spin,
And I’m pretty sure I astral-projected again.
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🎶 Pre-Chorus
My grandma appears with a heavenly glow,
Says “I’m proud of you sweetheart… but I gotta go.”
And right as I’m reachin’ for the light divine…
She yanks me back to Earth and says “Round two? Or is that fine?”
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🎶 Chorus — FULL GOSPEL ENERGY
🎵 ‘Hallelujah! Amen!’ let the choir resound!
I’m levitatin’ six feet off the ground!
Clouds part open like automatic doors—
I see doves doin’ backflips, confetti pours!
Sweet mercy, Lord, I hope the neighbors ain’t awake,
‘Cause every time she goes down—my soul starts to break! 🎵
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🎶 Bridge — Spoken
HIM (panting):
I saw an angel with a clipboard checkin’ off my name…
And a sign that said “Welcome to Eternity—compliments of your dame.”
HER (nonchalant):
You done dramatising or should I get the defibrillator?
HIM:
Don’t stop. If I die, I die a legend.
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🎶 Final Chorus — Choir + Key Change
🎵 Halleluuuuuuujah! Light up the sky!
If I don’t come back—please tell my mom I tried!
Trumpets, fireworks, heavenly choirs,
I saw Abraham Lincoln roastin’ marshmallows near a fire!
Oh Lord above, I’m beggin’ you please,
Keep my soul attached to my body—at least till she breathes! 🎵
