Piss and Punishment

You think you can leave me?

You think your freedom’s free?

I’ll show you the price…

Of abandoning me!

Boots on your feet, keys in your hand,

You’re walking out the door like a one-dog band.

I’m staring through the window, betrayal in my eyes,

Tail’s waggin’ lies… you’re dead inside!

You said “be good,” and shut the door tight,

But vengeance comes in yellow tonight.

No thunder, no lightning, just the sound of my stream,

Sweet golden justice on your hallway dream!

I pee… on the floor of despair!

A puddle of fury ‘cause you weren’t there!

You left me alone, now I’ll make it rain—

I’m the hound of hate, and I’m marking my pain!

You’re out there drinking, having your fun,

While I’m inside plotting what must be done.

You think I’m sleeping? Think again, fool!

I’m rewriting the laws of bladder rule!

No chew toy can stop the rage I store,

No puppy eyes can hide what’s in store.

You come back smiling, “Who’s my good girl?”

You’re standing in a puddle—welcome to my world!

I pee… on the floor of despair!

A puddle of fury ‘cause you weren’t there!

You left me behind, now I’ll make it known—

My bladder’s my weapon, and this house is my throne!

You thought obedience was love…

You thought treats could buy loyalty…

But loyalty has a smell,

And it ain’t lavender, baby!

Piss! Piss! Retribution!

Splash! Splash! Canine revolution!

Drip! Drop! Bathroom anarchy!

House trained? Not when you betray me!

I pee… on the floor of despair!

You left me alone, so I marked it there!

Your carpet cries, your nostrils burn,

Next time you leave, you’ll never learn!

Love me…

Or mop forever…