🎶 Verse 1
It’s that time of year again, snow is fallin’ soft,
The tree is lit, the cocoa’s hot, the sweaters comin’ off.
I wrapped you something special, topped it with a bow,
But baby I’ve got one more wish—and girl I think you know…
🎶 Pre-Chorus
I don’t need no Xbox, don’t need a brand-new truck,
No fancy tools or gadgets—I’m already blessed as… heck.
The stockings hangin’ pretty, the lights are burnin’ bright,
But sugar, I’ve been waitin’ for this silent holy night…
🎶 Chorus
🎄 All I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight,
Baby light that candle, set my spirit a-flight!
Jingle all my bells and I’ll treat you just right,
Ohhhh, all I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight! 🎄
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🎶 Verse 2
I’ll wash the dishes gladly, I’ll fold all of the clothes,
I’ll vacuum every room we own and scrub between my toes.
I’ll bake your favorite cookies, won’t even lick the spoon,
Just let me park my sleigh, girl—back behind the moon.
🎶 Pre-Chorus
I don’t need new stockings, I don’t need candy canes,
I’ve been a good boy all year, baby—Santa knows my name.
You’re my Christmas miracle, my peppermint delight,
But I’ve been dreamin’ ‘bout one thing every snowy night…
🎶 Chorus
🎄 All I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight,
Girl, I’ll be your elf—may I check that chimney height?
We’ll deck the halls and trim the tree just right,
Ohhhh, all I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight! 🎄
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🎶 Bridge
So take my hand, let’s take it slow,
We’ll ride this sleigh in 4-wheel-drive through the snow,
The cookies can wait, the world can pause,
Let’s make some magic with no Santa Claus.
(I mean… unless he’s into that… no judgment.)
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🎶 Final Chorus – Big Ending
🎄 All I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight,
I’ll hang the mistletoe right where the moon don’t shine bright,
With love and lube and laughter, baby hold on tight,
Ohhhh, all I want for Christmas… is the backdoor tonight! 🎄
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Fa-la-la-la-la… please don’t say no…
Fa-la-la-la-la… Merry Ho-Ho-Ho!
