Baptized and Freezin

[Verse 1]
They filled the tank on Saturday night
But they forgot the heater to turn on right.
Now the water's colder than a mountain stream,
And folks are gettin’ dunked with a gospel scream!

[Chorus]
🎶 Baptized and freezin’, well bless my soul,
This water’s colder than the North Pole.
When the converts hit the water they'd shout
Not in the spirit but just to get out! 🎶

[Verse 2]
Brother Dan stepped in with pride,
Till the cold hit his sanctified hide.
He yelled, “Sweet mercy!” as the preacher held him down
He spit and splat so much we thought he'd drown.

[Verse 3]
Sister Lou wore her Sunday dress,
Stepped in slow, said, “Lord, I confess!”
She squealed so loud when her toes hit ice,
She splashed so much she  baptized the choir—twice!

[Chorus]
🎶 Baptized and freezin’, well bless my soul,
This water’s colder than the North Pole.
When the converts hit the water they'd shout
Not in the spirit but just to get out! 🎶

[Bridge]
Now little Johnny dove in not thinking twice
Did a backflip and paid the price.
The preacher laughed, said, “God is good!”
Johnny would have walked on water if he could.

[Chorus]
🎶 Baptized and freezin’, glory, oh glory be!
like being dunked in the frozen North Sea.
The water is cold, and dunkees are freezin'
Coming up from the depths  and a sneezin'
🎶

[Outro]
Come on down, the water’s like ice,
It’s cold as can be—but it's a sacrifice.
You’ll rise up grinnin’ without a doubt,
Even if your teeth are chatt’rin’ out!

🎶 Hallelujah and next time someone heat the baptistry right! 🎶

Come on down, the water’s like ice,
It’s cold as can be—but it's a sacrifice.
You’ll rise up grinnin’ without a doubt,
Even if your teeth are chatt’rin’ out!

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