Grandpa"s Rolling in His Grave

Verse 1:
Well, we thought old grandpa was a resting easy,
But little did we know, he"s been doin somethin" sleazy.
He"d been cashin" them gubnent checks long after his final day,
So Doin" a check it was found, they shoulduh stopped his pay...

Chorus:
"Grandpa"s rolling in his grave, them checks are gonna stop
Cheatins been found, and now them payments gonna drop
But we been a wonderin" who"s been signin" all them gubnent checks,
Course we all know and have no doubt of who it is we suspects.

Verse 2:
Now every where on TV some one"s been yellin" "Foul play!"
"It ain"t fair to catch us stealin" and we still want our pay!"
And if you don"t stop your snoopin" and all of your a reachin",
Into our schemes of money stealin" then we"re gonna be impeachin".

Chorus:
"Grandpa"s rolling in his grave, them checks are gonna stop
Cheatin"s been found, and now them payments gonna drop
But we been a wonderin" who"s been signin" all them gubnent checks,
Course we all know and have no doubt of who it is we suspects.

Bridge:
We thought grandpa was a saint, but it turns out it was all a lie,
Cashin checks from beyond, been easy as apple pie.
For now the jig is up, and the truth is out to stay
Grandpa"s rollin" in his grave, in a most congressional way!

Chorus:
"Grandpa"s rolling in his grave, them checks are gonna stop
Cheatins been found, and now his D C kinfolks gonna drop.
From the great beyond, he"s a shakin his head
"Cause the secret"s out, and them benefits are dead!"

God Bless America

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