

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] I was walkin’ to the fridge midnight snack attack, just chill Then I saw a butt in the hallway movin’ like it had free will Little cheeks doin’ tiny circles hippity-hop in a trance I froze up with my jaw wide open like, “Yo… that butt can dance?” [Chorus] I saw a butt do a tight dance tiny twerk in some sweatpants (woo!) Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt heart go boom, brain say “what?” (what?!) Too weird, too wild, I can’t keep up so I run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt [Verse 2] It did a spin like a ballerina clap-clap, then a little squat Hit the floor with a wiggly shimmy that’s talent that a butt should not got Neighbors peeked through the curtains phone out, “I need this on tape” I just screamed “I’M OUT, I’M OUT” and sprinted like I gotta escape (hey!) [Chorus] I saw a butt do a tight dance tiny twerk in some sweatpants Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt heart go boom, brain say “what?” Too weird, too wild, I can’t keep up so I run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt [Bridge] Therapist ask, “What did you see?” I just whisper, “It jiggled at me…” (oh no) Now every party, every club I scan the room for suspicious butts If the rhythm hits too hard, I’m gone you’ll just see my sneakers on the lawn [Chorus] I saw a butt do a tight dance tiny twerk in some sweatpants Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt laugh so hard that my ribs are stuck (ow!) Too weird, too wild, I can’t grow up I just run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt
Tags
dance, Up-tempo comedy pop with goofy sound effects, rubbery bass, and bright synth stabs. Male vocals lean theatrical with cartoonish ad-libs and exaggerated phrasing. Verses stay talky and deadpan, choruses explode into shout-along hooks and gang vocals. Short breakdown before the last hook, with stop-start hits to spotlight punchlines., comedy
2:50
No
4/17/2026