Run From The Tight-Dancing Butt

[Verse 1]
I was walkin’ to the fridge
midnight snack attack, just chill
Then I saw a butt in the hallway
movin’ like it had free will
Little cheeks doin’ tiny circles
hippity-hop in a trance
I froze up with my jaw wide open
like, “Yo… that butt can dance?”
[Chorus]
I saw a butt do a tight dance
tiny twerk in some sweatpants (woo!)
Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact
I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast
Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt
heart go boom, brain say “what?” (what?!)
Too weird, too wild, I can’t keep up
so I run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt
[Verse 2]
It did a spin like a ballerina
clap-clap, then a little squat
Hit the floor with a wiggly shimmy
that’s talent that a butt should not got
Neighbors peeked through the curtains
phone out, “I need this on tape”
I just screamed “I’M OUT, I’M OUT”
and sprinted like I gotta escape (hey!)
[Chorus]
I saw a butt do a tight dance
tiny twerk in some sweatpants
Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact
I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast
Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt
heart go boom, brain say “what?”
Too weird, too wild, I can’t keep up
so I run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt
[Bridge]
Therapist ask, “What did you see?”
I just whisper, “It jiggled at me…” (oh no)
Now every party, every club
I scan the room for suspicious butts
If the rhythm hits too hard, I’m gone
you’ll just see my sneakers on the lawn
[Chorus]
I saw a butt do a tight dance
tiny twerk in some sweatpants
Left cheek, right cheek, eye contact
I panicked, I bolted, I ran so fast
Run, run, run from the tight-dancing butt
laugh so hard that my ribs are stuck (ow!)
Too weird, too wild, I can’t grow up
I just run-run-run from the tight-dancing butt

dance, Up-tempo comedy pop with goofy sound effects, rubbery bass, and bright synth stabs. Male vocals lean theatrical with cartoonish ad-libs and exaggerated phrasing. Verses stay talky and deadpan, choruses explode into shout-along hooks and gang vocals. Short breakdown before the last hook, with stop-start hits to spotlight punchlines., comedy