Big Dummies at the Warehouse

[Verse 1]
Clock in
Dead eyes
Stacking boxes
Crooked lines
Forklift drag race
Spilling freight
Blame the clipboard
Show up late
[Pre-Chorus]
Every screwup
Gets shrugged off
Laugh it away
With a fake cough
Manager’s pet
Playing charades
Dropping the ball
Still getting paid
[Chorus]
Big dummies at the warehouse (hey!)
Breaking everything they touch
Too lazy to lift a finger
Still crying that they don’t make enough
Big dummies at the warehouse
Can’t count, can’t read my name
So dumb they don’t deserve a raise
They all should be fired today
[Verse 2]
Shrink-wrap ripped
Pallets lean
“Not my fault”
You know the routine
Hide in the back
On their phones
Whole place running
On groans and moans
[Pre-Chorus]
They miss labels
They miss breaks
They miss deadlines
Then take breaks
Every warning
Just gets waved
Whole operation
Needs to be shaved
[Chorus]
Big dummies at the warehouse (woah)
Breaking everything they touch
Too lazy to lift a finger
Still crying that they don’t make enough
Big dummies at the warehouse
Can’t count, can’t spell my name
So dumb they don’t deserve a raise
They all should be fired today
[Bridge]
Line jammed up
’Cause they won’t move
What does it take
To make it proof?
If dead weight’s
All we carry
Cut that cord
Make it scary (hey!)
[Chorus]
Big dummies at the warehouse
Breaking everything they touch
Too lazy to lift a finger
Still crying that they don’t make enough
Big dummies at the warehouse
Can’t count, can’t spell my name
So dumb they don’t deserve a raise
They all should be fired today
Yeah, they all should be fired today

rock, Fast, snotty pop-punk with male vocals, downpicked power chords, pick slides into every section. Verses are half-shouted, tight and sarcastic; chorus explodes with gang vocals on the hook, big octave leads, and crashing cymbals. Short middle break with tom-heavy build then final double-speed chorus, raw but catchy., punk, pop punk, emo