Big Dummy Joe

[Verse]
Joe’s got two left shoes and a one-track brain
He parks his car in the pouring rain
Forgot the keys again yeah forgot the keys again
He microwaved his fork last night
Tried to fight a stop sign with all his might
Big dummy Joe yeah big dummy Joe
[Chorus]
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
Brain on vacation where’d it go
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
A walking disaster with a crooked halo
[Verse 2]
He poured his coffee in the fish tank today
Said “look at the fish they need caffeine okay”
He’s got a logic all his own yeah all his own
Joe tried to text on his TV remote
Then he called his mom on a loaf of toast
Big dummy Joe yeah big dummy Joe
[Chorus]
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
Brain on vacation where’d it go
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
He’s the king of chaos in his own dumb show

pop punk; raw guitars, gritty male vocals, rock, punk, theme, pop punk, driving drums, high-energy vibe, pop