[Verse]
Joe’s got two left shoes and a one-track brain
He parks his car in the pouring rain
Forgot the keys again yeah forgot the keys again
He microwaved his fork last night
Tried to fight a stop sign with all his might
Big dummy Joe yeah big dummy Joe
[Chorus]
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
Brain on vacation where’d it go
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
A walking disaster with a crooked halo
[Verse 2]
He poured his coffee in the fish tank today
Said “look at the fish they need caffeine okay”
He’s got a logic all his own yeah all his own
Joe tried to text on his TV remote
Then he called his mom on a loaf of toast
Big dummy Joe yeah big dummy Joe
[Chorus]
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
Brain on vacation where’d it go
Big dummy Joe oh no oh no
He’s the king of chaos in his own dumb show