[Verse]
Big dummy at the desk next to mine
One eye on the clock
The other misaligned
He talks like a riddle
Walks like a mime
[Chorus]
One eye goes east
One eye goes west
Big dummy
You’re a walking mess
You’re a puzzle I can’t address
One eye east
One eye west
[Verse 2]
He spills his coffee
Calls it art
Breaks every tool
Can’t tell them apart
He’s the kind of fool that steals your heart
[Chorus]
One eye goes east
One eye goes west
Big dummy
You’re a walking mess
You’re a puzzle I can’t address
One eye east
One eye west
[Bridge]
Sometimes I wonder what he sees
Two worlds at once
Or double the trees
Maybe he’s got the blues in threes
[Chorus]
One eye goes east
One eye goes west
Big dummy
You’re a walking mess
You’re a puzzle I can’t address
One eye east
One eye west