Go fish

They say keep your friends close and you enemies closer."

Well, problem is you cant tell them apart now a days.

Things I'm Super Good At

One. Forgetting someone's name

10 seconds after they tell me.

Two.Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later.

Three. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions.

Four. Making plans. And then immediately regretting making plans.

Five.Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle. Then forgetting it again.

Six. Calculating how much sleep I'll get if I can just "fall asleep right now".

I'M NOT SAYING I'M A HANDFUL, BUT MY PERSONALITY SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL...LOVE me OR hate me. You will NEED A THERAPIST when I'm done with you.

Does life ever get easier, or do we all just get better at pretending we have a clue.

Do you have any fucks left to give.

Not a single one. You can go fish.

Pick another card from the deck.

YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU?

THE PEACE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...

USUALLY STARTS BY TELLING SOMEONE TO FUCK OFF.

I don't give any reason for anyone to hate me.

They create their own little drama out of jealousy.

"MOST PEOPLE DON'T HATE THE TRUTH...

THEY HATE WHAT THE TRUTH REQUIRES OF THEM.

Some people don't actually want to resolve the issue.

They want you to drop it.

one thing i can't stand at this grown age is someone who acts like cause & effect doesn't exist. yes, your actions caused this outcome so why are you standing there stunned and playing the victim.

There was a time my feet moved forward, but my mind drifted elsewhere.

I closed my eyes

between one breath and the next, the world around me blurred, and still, I kept going.

Never sit so high that you look down on others.

ACCEPT THE GOOD IN YOUR LIFE. LIKE ME.

Fucking love one another. Hahahaha!

Just playing. But I can be anything you want me to be

• • •

Well then!!!!

FUCKING BE QUITE.

I'M NOT SAYING I'M A HANDFUL, BUT MY PERSONALITY SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL...LOVE me OR hate me. You will NEED A THERAPIST when I'm done with you.

Does life ever get easier, or do we all just get better at pretending we have a clue.

Do you have any fucks left to give.

Not a single one. You can go fish.

Pick another card from the deck.

YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU?

THE PEACE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...

USUALLY STARTS BY TELLING SOMEONE TO FUCK Off!!!!

I don't give any reason for anyone to hate me.

They create their own little drama out of jealousy.

"MOST PEOPLE DON'T HATE THE TRUTH...

THEY HATE WHAT THE TRUTH REQUIRES OF THEM.

Do you have any fucks left to give.

Not a single one. You can go fish.

Pick another card from the deck.

YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU?

THE PEACE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...

USUALLY STARTS BY TELLING SOMEONE TO FUCK Off!!!!