Yeah yeah TAZZY is putting it down let's go crystal in her van got it loaded down with Justin riding shotgun got his earbuds in hat pulled down its hell dark she's yelling not paying attention flying down the canyon and bam bam she hits a cow justin looking for what she hit then bam cow falls off the roof of her van totaled the van all on her way to gambling she got the gambling fever moo moo poor black cow justin got out starting to walk home long walk What’s a cow’s favorite tv show? “Graze Anatomy.”
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
What did the farmer say to the calf? It’s pasture bedtime.
Why were the cows in a fight? They had beef.
What happens when you try to reason with a cow? It’s an udder disaster.I herd that.
You’re all that and a bag of cow chips
It’s not great to have a finger in every cow pie.
Happy St. Cow Patty’s Day.
Trick or teat!
You butchered that punchline.Everything goes in one ear and out the udder with you.
Why buy the cow when milk is so cheap?
I plan to milk it for all its worth.The steaks have never been greater.
I like your mooves.
Where’s the beef?
Relax—don’t have a cow.
We got lost thanks to your bum steer advice.
Steer clear of the office today if you don’t want to work.eah yeah TAZZY is putting it down let's go Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs you're not a door. You're gonna catch an std, you're only wanted cus' you're free.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than the dollar store.
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