Whispered, dramatic, like Gaga's "Oh-oh-oh") Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad bromance... Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah, Joe forgot the safe word... Roma-roma-ma-ma, Barack's too smooth for this drama... Ga-ga-ooh-la-la, want your bad bromance! (Verse 1 – Obama, smooth R&B croon with a presidential swagger) I want your ugly, I want your disease, Joe, you promised me healthcare reform in the sheets. I want your drama, the touch of your hand, But you keep sniffin' my hair like it's part of the plan. We had it all in '08, late nights in the West Wing, You'd whisper "C'mon man" while I made that bell ring. But now you're ghostin' me, forgettin' our code, Textin' me "Malarkey!" when I send a nude load. (Pre-Chorus – Both, building tension) Obama: You know that I want you... Joe: And you know that I need you... Obama: I want it bad... Both: Your bad bromance! (Chorus – Explosive, dance-pop beat drop, raunchy as hell) J-j-j-joe, Joe, bad bromance! (Muah-muah, ga-ga!) O-o-obama, 'ma, bad bromance! (Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!) I want your love and I want your revenge, You and me could write a bad bromance! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!) Sniff my tie, forget the fence, C'mon man, let's drop the pretense! Bad bromance... (Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!) Want your bad bromance! 💔🍆 (Verse 2 – Biden, folksy Delaware drawl, stumbling a bit for laughs) Look, here's the deal, Barack, you're too damn elite, Sippin' artisanal kale smoothies while I crave ice cream treats. You left me hangin' after two terms of bliss, Now I'm in the White House solo, missin' your... uh, what was it? Kiss? We'd veto bills by day, then veto clothes at night, You'd say "Yes we can!" while I yelled "That's right!" But you forgot our anniversary—January 20th, dude! And now you're out golfing with celebs, leavin' me feelin' screwed. (Pre-Chorus – Both, yelling over each other like a real fight) Biden: You know that I want you... Obama: And you know that I need you... (Joe, stop forgetting!) Biden: I want it bad... Both: A bad bromance! (Chorus – Even bigger, with backup singers as Michelle and Jill eye-rolling) J-j-j-joe, Joe, bad bromance! (Muah-muah, ga-ga!) O-o-obama, 'ma, bad bromance! (Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!) I want your polls and I want your revenge, You and me could spike a bad bromance! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!) Grab my aviators, let's make amends, Folks, this quarrel's gotta end! Bad bromance... (Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!) Want your bad bromance! (Bridge – Slow, sultry breakdown, then build to chaos) Obama (seductive): Joe, baby, remember the Situation Room? We'd brief on drones, then drone on each other till noon... Biden (grumbling): Yeah, but you hogged the teleprompter glow, And left me with the gaffes—c'mon, that's low! Both: Walk, walk, fashion baby... Work it, move that policy crazy! (We're both too old for this sh*t...)

BROMANCE