Small dick

Yeah yeah TAZZY is putting it down let's go this is about men who think they are large and in charge when

really they have a super tiny dick

Mine is super small. It’s a snack not

a meal! I use a nebulizer as a penis pump and make it stumpy lumpy and

just weird. I have an ugly babidick. I complain whine and cry about it

nonstop. Guess what I jerk off on lmfaoThere once a man called Jock

Who had a very small cock.

His wife insisted,

So then she enlisted,

A black man to take his spotThere

Your dick’s so small, your condoms look like the thumb of a latex glove.

I bet you can make your dick disappear by breathing in and out.

Your dick’s so ugly it cries itself to sleep at night.

When you get hard it looks like a toothpick.

. Your dick’s so small, your girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence.

The only time you can give a woman orgasm is when you pull out your American Express.

our dick’s so small, you think it’s gonna explode when you cum.

Your doctor called he said you had a small problem.

your dick so small you pee on your balls

It like jumping up and down on a binki yeah yeah TAZZY got the word