Up in a Tree, Gotta Pee!

Verse 1

Climbed up the tree, feeling fancy and free,

Top of the world—uh-oh—I gotta pee!

Branches are wiggly, the wind says “whee,”

Why didn’t I listen when Mom said “flee”?

Pre-Chorus

Cross my knees, please, pretty please,

Nature’s calling through the leaves!

Chorus

Up in a tree, I gotta pee,

Do the potty dance with a shaky knee.

Hold it tight, count to three,

Up in a tree—oh mercy me!

Verse 2

Squirrel laughs loud, owl goes “hoo,”

Ants look up like, “Whatcha gonna do?”

Birds sing songs like “loo-loo-loo,”

Not helping, friends—this is true!

Pre-Chorus

Toe-tap-twist, don’t look down,

Race that tinkle to the ground!

Chorus

Up in a tree, I gotta pee,

Do the potty dance with a shaky knee.

Hold it tight, count to three,

Up in a tree—oh mercy me!

Bridge

Left leg crossed, right leg crossed,

Promise I’ll go when this is lost.

Deep breath in, slow breath out,

I can be brave—no doubt, no doubt!

Chorus

Up in a tree, I gotta pee,

Do the potty dance with a shaky knee.

Hold it tight, count to three,

Up in a tree—oh mercy me!

Outro

Climb back down, victory spree,

Run-run-run to the potty—wee!

Lesson learned for you and me:

Pee before you climb the tree!