

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 Climbed up the tree, feeling fancy and free, Top of the world—uh-oh—I gotta pee! Branches are wiggly, the wind says “whee,” Why didn’t I listen when Mom said “flee”? Pre-Chorus Cross my knees, please, pretty please, Nature’s calling through the leaves! Chorus Up in a tree, I gotta pee, Do the potty dance with a shaky knee. Hold it tight, count to three, Up in a tree—oh mercy me! Verse 2 Squirrel laughs loud, owl goes “hoo,” Ants look up like, “Whatcha gonna do?” Birds sing songs like “loo-loo-loo,” Not helping, friends—this is true! Pre-Chorus Toe-tap-twist, don’t look down, Race that tinkle to the ground! Chorus Up in a tree, I gotta pee, Do the potty dance with a shaky knee. Hold it tight, count to three, Up in a tree—oh mercy me! Bridge Left leg crossed, right leg crossed, Promise I’ll go when this is lost. Deep breath in, slow breath out, I can be brave—no doubt, no doubt! Chorus Up in a tree, I gotta pee, Do the potty dance with a shaky knee. Hold it tight, count to three, Up in a tree—oh mercy me! Outro Climb back down, victory spree, Run-run-run to the potty—wee! Lesson learned for you and me: Pee before you climb the tree!
Tags
Funny upbeat kids song about being stuck in a tree needing to pee, goofy lyrics, tight rhymes, playful cartoon energy
2:02
No
1/31/2026