She says NO!

(Verse 1)
Where you wanna eat tonight, babe?
She says, “Oh, I don’t know, you pick today.”
So I start naming ‘em, one by one,
“Mexican?” “No.” “Pizza?” “No, hun.”
“Barbecue?” “No.” “Seafood?” “No.”
I’m runnin’ outta options, runnin’ low on hope.
So I grin and say, “Fine, I’ll just make some cereal for us,”
And she finally smiles and says, “That’ll work, I guess.”

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(Chorus)
She says no to dinner, no to a show,
No to my plans, but that’s how it goes.
She turns me down more than the radio,
But I love that woman even when she says no.

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(Verse 2)
Later on we’re layin’ there side by side,
I slide a little closer, tryin’ to catch her eye.
She’s scrollin’ her phone with the lights turned low,
I whisper, “Baby, what d’ya say, ya know…”
She sighs, “I got a headache, let it be.”
I chuckle and say, “Well, speakin’ of head…” (beat)
She rolls her eyes, laughs, tosses a pillow,
Guess I’ll just sing my song solo.

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(Chorus)
She says no to dinner, no to a show,
No to my plans, but that’s how it goes.
She turns me down more than the radio,
But I love that woman even when she says no.

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(Bridge)
One of these days I might hear “yes,”
‘Til then I’ll take her “no”s, I guess.
‘Cause truth be told, she’s my whole world,
My favorite “no-sayin’” girl.

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(Verse 3 – Marketplace Find)
Found a deal on Marketplace, couldn’t pass it up,
Told her, “Baby, just fifty bucks!”
She said, “You don’t need it, save your dough.”
So I sighed and said, “Well, there goes my luck, you know.”
Now I’m sittin’ here dreamin’ ’bout that truck,
‘Cause when she says no, I’m S.O.L. — shit outta luck.

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(Final Chorus)
She says no to dinner, no to a show,
No to my plans, but that’s how it goes.
She turns me down more than the radio,
But I love that woman even when she says no.
Yeah, I love that woman, even when she says no.

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