Turn That Tractor Off

Everybody ’round here

swears that I’m the one

Cowboy boots, old truck

guess I must love this stuff

But if I hear one more line

’bout some tailgate crush

I’m gonna turn that tractor off

and ride the silence bus

I hate country music

and it hates me back

If I hear one more song

’bout beer and a heartbreak track

Same four chords

same porch, same town

Turn that twang box down

before I burn this bar to the ground (hey!)

Buddy’s like, “Man, listen

this one’s different, dude”

Girl in cutoffs, Friday lights

backroad, cheap booze

Ain’t that the same sad movie

we’ve all seen twice a day?

If that’s all we ever sing

I’ll take my blues another way

I hate country music

and it hates me back

If I hear one more song

’bout beer and a heartbreak track

Same four chords

same porch, same town

Turn that twang box down

before I burn this bar to the ground (woah)

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m done

with fake dirt roads and plastic sun

Give me truth, give me bruises, give me flaws that cut

Till then kill that jukebox

before I just give up

I hate country music

and it hates me back

If I hear one more song

’bout beer and a heartbreak track

Same four chords

same porch, same town

Turn that twang box down

or I swear I’m walking out right now (right now)

Yeah, I hate country music

in this country town