Couch Cushions

[Verse 1]
I was chillin’ in the living room, lookin’ for the remote
Flipped the cushion over, and my brain began to bloat
There was a hole sliced clean, like it came from a knife
I said, “What the hell is this?!”—he said, “It’s part of life…”

[Pre-Chorus]
He grinned real slow, didn’t break a sweat
Said, “Don’t judge me yet…”

[Chorus]
‘Cause couch cushions don’t say no!
That’s what he said, bro!
While I’m watchin’ Netflix,
He’s doin’ things I don’t wanna know!
He said, “Don’t act shocked, you’ve done worse, I know!”
But nah, man—
Couch cushions… bro!

[Verse 2]
Now every time I sit, I feel so wrong
Like I’m intrudin’ on a love that’s long gone
He named it “Abby” or maybe “Rose”
All I know is Febreze can’t clean what my soul knows

[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to forget, but the hole still stares
That couch got trauma it’ll never repair!

[Chorus]
Couch cushions don’t say no!
That’s what he told me, though!
While I was cleanin’ up crumbs,
He was bringin’ the show!
I said, “You need therapy!”
He said, “Probably so…”
But he still claims—
Couch cushions don’t say no!

[Bridge – Spoken/Breakdown]
[Whispered]
Dude… that’s why the dog won’t sit there anymore.


[Final Chorus – Big Finish]
Couch cushions don’t say no!
They just silently go with the flow!
It’s gross, it’s wrong, it’s borderline crime
But he doubled down like “It’s not the first time!”
So if your seat feels warm and low…
Now you know—
Couch cushions don’t say no!

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