Jennifer, the Man-Eater

[Intro]
Oh, Jennifer, you're a true disaster
A wolf in disguise, a master of disaster
But I’ve had enough, now it’s my turn to speak
Time to drag you down, make your reputation peak

[Verse 1]
Jennifer, the man-eater, slick and mean
A shadow slithering where you’ve no place to be
With a smile so fake and eyes so cold
You’re a story of what not to behold

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Jennifer, you’re a mess, pure chaos, no finesse
A serpent in the grass, yeah, your game is a mess
You twist and you turn, oh, the worst I’ve seen
Jennifer, the man-eater, reigning queen in your own scheme

[Chorus]
You’re a nasty one, Jennifer, full of spite and venom
A heart so black, it’s hard to find your emblem
You’re a mean one, Jennifer, better keep your distance
A troublemaker, born with a twisted glisten

[Verse 2]
Oh, Jennifer, the man-eater, thief of peace
Your shady games never seem to cease
You grin like a villain, deceive and con
A poison in the pond, yeah, you’re the wrong one

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Jennifer, your wicked ways, they’ll catch up someday
A chaos queen in the dark, leading all astray
With a tongue so sharp, like a blade in the night
Jennifer, the man-eater, out of control, no light

[Chorus]
You’re a nasty one, Jennifer, full of spite and venom
A heart so black, it’s hard to find your emblem
You’re a mean one, Jennifer, better keep your distance
A troublemaker, born with a twisted glisten

[Bridge]
Your wicked laughs echo, your shadow’s a threat
No mercy in your eyes, we’re all filled with regret
But one day your crown will surely fall
And the truth of who you are will be your downfall

[Outro]
Jennifer, the man-eater, face your own reflection
The damage you’ve done, deserves some correction
Better change your ways before you lose it all
Until then, you’re the queen of your downfall

Dark humor, parody style, heavy brass, minor keys, theatrical vocals, Influenced by "you're a mean one Mr Grinch"