Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It’s a code brown Christmas in the ER bay
Santa slipped on pee
And the elf in room seven
Wants more Dilaudid IV
Got tinsel in a butt crack
Candy cane in a nose
Grandma’s drunk on eggnog
Swingin’ at my scrubs and toes
[Chorus]
Merry freakin’ Christmas from the ER
Deck the halls with bedpan art
Fa-la-la-la la, who paged charge?
We’re stuffin’ stockings, stitching hearts
If you’re healthy, stay in your car
Merry freakin’ Christmas from the ER
[Verse 2]
We got reindeer footprints
On a dude’s bald head
He says, “I only had six beers”
Yeah, sure, that sled just fell from the shed
Baby Jesus in the lobby
In a vape cloud haze
I’m chartin’ “patient noncompliant”
On this holy night shift day
[Bridge]
Who needs snow
We got saline rain
Who needs carols
When monitors sing your name
If one more cousin says
“It’s just a little cough”
I’ll shove this jingle bell
Somewhere they can’t shake it off
[Chorus]
Merry freakin’ Christmas from the ER
Deck the halls with bedpan art
Fa-la-la-la la, who paged charge?
We’re stuffin’ stockings, stitching hearts
If you love us, wave from your car
Merry freakin’ Christmas from the ER
Style
commercial mix but raw edges; male or female vocalsupbeat bluegrass-country with banjoupright bass and handclaps; fast train beatcountrygang shout hooks in choruswry comedic tonefiddledark-humor lyric
Prompt
An upbeat fun country Christmas song about working in the Emergency Room (as a nurse or tech) that’s sarcastic and comedic satire like, studio, include a little dark humor, blue grass, mild profanity
Credits
Prompt by
atrexler
atrexlerGeneratedNov 25, 2025
ModelAria v5
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