[Intro – Stomp & Clap, Bar Crowd Shouts, STOMP STOMP CLAP]
They say I’ve lost my mind, but I know what I found
One cold beer deep, and I’ll shout it loud (WOOO!)
[Verse 1 – Male Vocal, Acoustic + Barroom Piano]
She drinks me under the table (CHUG! CHUG!)
Sings off key but she’s still an angel (YEEHAW!)
My buddies all laugh, say I’m in too deep
But this honky-tonk love’s the kind I’ll keep (DAMN RIGHT!)
[Chorus – Full Band, Gang Vocals Shoutin’]
I ain’t stupid (HELL NO!)
I know what I got (WHAT YOU GOT?)
She’s fire in my soul, and she’s runnin’ hot (RED HOT!)
Call me a fool, but I won’t run (NOT RUNNIN’!)
I ain’t stupid… she’s the one (RAISE ‘EM UP!)
[Verse 2 – Male Vocal, Barroom Shuffle Groove]
She’s dancin’ on the jukebox, boots on fire (SHAKE IT GIRL!)
Shot of tequila takes the night up higher (ANOTHER ROUND!)
Bartender smirks, says “Boy, good luck”
But she kissed me once and I was already struck (YEE YEE!)
[Chorus – Full Band, Call & Response]
I ain’t stupid (HELL NO!)
I know what I got (WHAT YOU GOT?)
She’s fire in my soul, and she’s runnin’ hot (RED HOT!)
Call me a fool, but I won’t run (NOT RUNNIN’!)
I ain’t stupid… she’s the one (CHEERS TO THAT!)
[Bridge – Fiddle Breakdown + Crowd Chant]
World says I’m crazy, but I’ll raise my glass (CLINK!)
She’s wild as a storm and built to last (WOOO!)
If lovin’ her’s dumb, then I’ll play the clown (PAINT MY FACE!)
‘Cause I ain’t tradin’ this queen I found (AMEN!)
[Chorus – Gang Vocals, Extra Rowdy]
I ain’t stupid (HELL NO!)
I know what I got (WHAT YOU GOT?)
She’s fire in my soul, and she’s runnin’ hot (RED HOT!)
Call me a fool, but I won’t run (NOT RUNNIN’!)
I ain’t stupid… she’s the one (ANOTHER ROUND! WOO!)
[Outro – Stomp & Clap, Bar Crowd Fade, STOMP STOMP CLAP]
No, I ain’t stupid… (HELL NO!)
She’s the one (CHEERS! WOOO! YEEHAW!)