Jill

[Verse One]
Jill seemed pretty nice
She was in the PTA
Married with some boys, Good job, no noise
She seemed pretty modest in those days

Then we got the news 
Jill asked for a divorce
And we learned real quick, 
that Jill was a witch,
The real Jill came out full force

[Chorus]
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s your average, no good, white trash 
She’ll steal your man
Just because she can
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s a cradle-robbin, home-wrecking, thief
Your sons aren’t  immune
To her siren tune
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

[Verse Two]
She asked me to a girls night out
That’s when her true colors show
told me she was sleeping with a married man
And his wife was someone I know

Oh things didn’t end there
She’s been partying with her niece
This girls half her age, But this didn’t phase
The milf of her sons football team-

[Chorus]
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s your average, no good, white trash 
She’ll steal your man
Just because she can
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s a cradle-robbin, home-wrecking, thief
Your sons aren’t immune
To her siren tune
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

[Verse Three]
I told Jill about this man
Who asked me on a date
Jill asked his name, I didn’t think it strange
Until she met him the very next week

One is not enough
Jill’s gotta have them all
She’ll take what’s yours, play with em like toys
Taken men are her shopping mall

[Bridge]
I knew right then and there
Jill was never what she seemed
I vowed to avoid, her moral devoid
So all you women beware-

[Chorus]
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s your average, no good, white trash 
She’ll steal your man
Just because she can
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)
She’s a cradle-Robbin, home-wrecking, thief
Your sons aren’t immune
To her siren tune
Oh Jill is a Trollop (Trollop)

Oh Jill is a Trollop 

Country, bouncy, female