[Verse]
Down at the diner where the trucks all park,
My baby always orders somethin' with a spark,
She’s got a taste for heat, can’t get enough,
But her love for spice done got me in a huff.
[Verse 2]
One night I cooked up some classic dogs and beans,
She said, "Honey, got to add a little more zing,"
While I was lookin’ for some ketchup in the fridge,
She poured hot sauce, with a sly little smidge.
[Chorus]
Now my love life's on fire, my tongue's in a twist,
She's got a habit I just can't resist,
Burnin' love, it's a flavor of pain,
Hot sauce in my weiner, drivin' me insane.
[Verse 3]
Wakin' up this mornin', feelin' that burn,
Coffee ain't cuttin' it, no relief in return,
She just laughs and says, "You’ll toughen up, dear,"
But I’m sweatin’ and cryin’ in my morning gear.
[Chorus]
Now my love life's on fire, my tongue's in a twist,
She's got a habit I just can't resist,
Burnin' love, it's a flavor of pain,
Hot sauce in my weiner, drivin' me insane.
[Verse 4]
At the family cookout, she snuck in that heat,
Aunt Betty took a bite, nearly fell off her seat,
Uncle Joe's turnin' red, Sweet Martha's in tears,
But we're all just laughin' through the spice and the fears.